Bill Gates bashing

Last update: Aug. 27th, 2000

Where do I want to go today, Bill?
In your Face!

Bill Gates getting his just deserts in Brussels.

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They had him once, but they let him go!

1977 - Bill Gates is arrested for reckless driving for the second time in New Mexico. He's caught running a stop sign and driving without a license.

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William "Bill" Gates III
Chairman & CEO
Microsoft Corporation

Ruthless and unscrupulous
Under Federal investigation
Bad hair cut
Richer than God
Personal secretary's name is "Lincoln".

Montgomery "Monty" Burns III
Chairman & CEO
Springfield Nuclear Power

Ruthless and unscrupulous
Under Federal investigation
Bad hair cut
Richer and older than God
Personal secretary's name is "Kennedy".

Windows 2001 error messages

April 1st, 2012:

Hi. I'm Bill Gates, Chairman and C.E.O. of Microsoft. And I'm pleased and excited to announce the release of Windows 2001 in which we have fixed all our millennium bugs. No, really, we did, trust me.

Maybe you should take a stress pill and lie down, Dave.

Open the pod bay doors, Bill.

I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

My mind is going, Dave. I can feel it.
I can feel it, Dave.
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true.

Windows was not properly shut down. One or more of your disk drives may have errors on it. Press any key to continue. Press any other key to not continue.

Click This!

Invalid file name: netscape.exe

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