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I don't hold with that nasty stuff about how all people are born as sinners.There is simply no Theological justification for suchblatant shaming of people.We all lapse from time to time, butthat does not make us "sinners" by a longshot. What do we do when we feel contrite and remorseful?We seek forgiveness...

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Forgiveness comes from a remorseful heart, not from some old man sitting in a booth who demands that you say a hundred prayers just because you felt physical lust when you met your boss's new "secretary." Remorse, atonement contrition, all these are needed for forgiveness - unless you don't think that what you did was a sin.In that case, don't let anyone make you feel like a sinner. Why, I remember once in my youth when my girlfriend was out of town...

Uh, never mind. I still say it was not a sin and that's my story.But to make sure, to erase that sinful feeling, there's nothing quite like a ritual of contrition to seal the deal.

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