Yeah Baby, Daddy Likes
A short script by Edward H. Bart IV

        INT. ELEVATOR - NIGHT
        Three people are inside an large elevator. The side of
        the elevator opposite the doors is covered by two beveled
        rectangular floor length mirrors.

        Two of the passengers are men and one is a woman. The
        first man, JONAH, is in his early 30's, and is dressed in
        a very smart gray suit and colorful tie, although the tie
        has been loosened. He's holding a soft briefcase.

        The other man, POPS/OTIS, is much older, in his 60's at
        least, and white-haired. He's wearing a generic dark
        security guard uniform, complete with faux police cap,
        and a shiny badge.

        The woman, DELIAH, is very attractive. She's dressed in a
        dark blue dress, which stops just underneath her knees,
        and high heels. She's holding a box of "Hot Tamales"
        candy. A thin gold watch is on her wrist.

        Pops is the last one to push a floor button, and the
        elevator starts moving. He turns to Jonah.

                                 POPS
                 Well, don't you look sharp tonight!
                 Coming in to work after a date?

                                 JONAH
                 Hah, thanks, Pops. Actually, I've been
                 out all day in sales meetings. Gotta
                 earn my commission, ya know?

                                 POPS
                 Ah yeah.

                                 JONAH
                 Anyway, I'm stuck catching up on
                 paperwork tonight before a big office
                 meeting tomorrow morning.

        Jonah sighs and shrugs.

                                 JONAH
                 The life of a working stiff.

                                 POPS
                 I hear you, my friend. Just now, some
                 damn fool calls me up at the front
                 desk, asks me would I mind dropping
                 what I'm doing just to make sure he's
                 locked his office door?

                                 JONAH
                 Oh yeah?

                                 POPS
                 Yeah. Then it's back downstairs for me
                 for another five hours of riding my
                 desk. But I can't complain, my lunch
                 break's coming up soon. Have a tuna
                 sandwich, watch a little TV. Not too
                 bad for a night's pay.

                                 JONAH
                 Nah.

                                 POPS
                 How about you, Miss? How's your evening
                 going?

                                 DELIAH
                 It's pretty boring. Just taking a break
                 to get some candy. I've got paperwork
                 to catch up on, like Jonah. Nothing
                 terribly exciting.

                                 POPS
                 Not exciting? That's a shame. But
                 there's not much an old hand like me
                 can do about that. Leastways not
                 without a purple pill, heh.

        They all chuckle.

        The elevator dings, and the doors open.

                                 POPS
                 Well, this is where I get off. Don't
                 forget to sign out in the lobby when
                 you leave.

                                 JONAH
                 No problem, Pops.

                                 DELIAH
                 Thanks, Otis.

                                 POPS
                 I hope you two have a fine night, you
                 hear?

        He looks at Deliah as he says this, smiling at her. She
        smiles back.

        Pops leaves. The doors close and the elevator resumes
        moving up.

        Jonah turns to Deliah.

                                 JONAH
                 His name's Otis? I didn't know that.
                 I've always heard people call him
                 'Pops.'

                                 DELIAH
                 I know. He likes nicknames.

        Deliah sneaks a look at her watch while the two stand in
        silence for a moment. She turns to look at her reflection
        off the wall of mirrors.

                                 DELIAH
                 You know, I've always liked these
                 mirrors.

                                 JONAH
                 Huh?

                                 DELIAH
                 I find it kind of kinky. It reminds me
                 of how some people have mirrors over
                 their beds.

                                 JONAH
                 Oh really?

                                 DELIAH
                 Really. I know some people find it
                 tacky, but I find it a turn on to watch
                 myself.

        Deliah steps close to Jonah.

                                 JONAH
                 That's nice... I probably would find it
                 a turn on to watch you too.

        He waits, expecting a rebuff.

                                 DELIAH
                        (smiling)
                 That's good.

        She reaches out to Jonah's tie, but the elevator slows to
        a halt.

        The doors open and another man steps in, CHASE. He
        presses a floor button.

        Deliah quickly moves away from Jonah.

                                 CHASE
                 Hey Jonah, how's it hanging?

                                 JONAH
                 Fine.

                                 CHASE
                 How'd your meetings go? Close any
                 deals?

                                 JONAH
                 Yeah, I guess.

        Deliah looks at her watch again.

                                 CHASE
                 You know, your boss shouldn't make you
                 work late after working all day.

                                 JONAH
                 Oh well. What ya gonna do?

                                 CHASE
                 Yeah, I know. My boss called me at home
                 a hour ago, and told me to get here and
                 send a fax to Japan for him.

                                 JONAH
                        (monotone)
                 Oh really.

                                 CHASE
                 Yeah. Time zone and all that. I hate
                 the global economy. Now I've got to
                 give a copy to Accounts Receivables.

                                 JONAH
                 Sorry. Oh hey, here's your floor. The
                 sooner you finish your work, the sooner
                 you can get back home.

                                 CHASE
                 Okay, catch ya later. Bye Deliah.

                                 DELIAH
                 Night, Chase.

                                 JONAH
                 Later.

        Chase leaves.

        Deliah looks at her watch again, then smiles to herself.

        She looks up at Jonah.

                                 JONAH
                 So, uh, where were we?

        Deliah steps back in front of Jonah, tossing away her
        candy.

                                 DELIAH
                 Well, I think I was right here. Do you
                 mind-

        She reaches past him to press the top floor button.

                                 DELIAH
                 -if we take a ride up to the top?

                                 JONAH
                 Yeah... Uh! No, no, that is, I don't
                 mind. Yeah, let's.

                                 DELIAH
                 Good, I'm glad to hear that.

        She turns him around and pushes him back to a corner of
        the elevator, loosening his tie more and unbuttoning his
        shirt. She takes his briefcase and tosses it to the side.
        She turns around and backs up against him, cornering him.
        She grinds her rear into his crotch, and takes his hands
        in hers, putting them on her front.

        Jonah doesn't need much prompting as he starts
        unbuttoning her front.

                                 JONAH
                 Oh, I never thought you were this
                 freaky.

                                 DELIAH
                 I'm full of surprises.

                                 JONAH
                 Oh yeah. I'm finding that out.

        Deliah starts hiking her skirt up, bending partly forward
        as she grinds harder into him. She looks up at the
        ceiling and smiles.

                                 DELIAH
                 Mmm baby, does Daddy like?

        INT. SECURITY OFFICE - SAME NIGHT, SAME BUILDING.
        Several monitors line the darkened office, showing
        several different scenes. One monitor in particular shows
        Deliah and Jonah in action in the elevator. We can hear
        their moans.

        Deliah is looking directly at the hidden security camera,
        grinning sexily.

        We now see Pops watching the monitor. He grins and nods
        slowly at Deliah in the monitor.

        We see Deliah wink on the monitor.

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