There are 3 ways to become a member of my Cult. After you have been Daved, you must adopt "Dave" somewhere in your name and you must have the Virtues and Greatness that the Cult of Dave demands.

1) YOU MAY BE "DAVED"!
This process is for people who do not have "Dave" as a name. "Daving" involves accepting the Almighty Dave as the one and only true Dave. "Daving" should be considered a great honor by the Non-Daves.

2) YOU MAY BE A "DAVE" ALREADY
If your name is Dave, your "Daving" is automatic. Just complete the form and you're in.

3) YOU MAY BECOME A "DAVE-BABE"
Women who wish to be in the Cult become "Dave-babes". They serve and service Daves for eternity. In return for this service, they can claim ownership to land.