Welcome to my homepage on the World Wide Web! I'm glad you stopped by. I'm Roy Begley, Conservative, Libertarian and in general (I do a good imitation of General Patton), an all round humorous commentator on our present political establishment. You're sure to enjoy being here.

Public Broadcasting Libertarian Party Republican Humor

	Here's one of the world's first compilations of the most hilarious, nursery rhymes ever composed. It's a one hour recording of poems and rhymes with musical accompaniment by the master of the art, Mr. Roy Begley. As many of his compositions have proven, Begley's poems amuse everyone who has ever had a need to needle the establishment. Here are a few titles: "THE POLITICIAN" (How lawyers run for public office to make more laws that will provide themselves with more work). "SOCIAL INSECURITY" or "PETER, PAUL AND PONZI" (It's neither Social nor Secure). "STAMP OUT THE POST OFFICE" (Guess what!). "SEE B.S. ON C.B.S." (The Liberal Nature of the Media). It's a one hour recital of pure political pleasures.
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	These are three examples of the style of compositions Mr. Begley has written over the years. 1) BENSEN OUT QUAILING !! You're no Jack Kennedy, he said And I replied, thank God that's so I'm home every night since I wed On plane trips, I've no girls in tow Tombstones don't vote in my elections As in Texas, Illinois No bay of pigs cries for corrections Did not start the war with Hanoi I never said all this, of course Your cheap shot shook me to the core Replying from a kinder source That was uncalled for, Senator !!! 2) ZSA ZSA'S GABOROSCOPE Zsa Zsa Gabor, I love your macha Zsa Zsa Gabor, why did he catcha Booze on the seat, your license expired The sidewalk, your seat Your pink wrists were wired Caused them to bleed, and he would not stop But I know you'll succeed and marry the cop. 3) JOB MAINTENANCE Politicians love their pensions Society full of tensions Conferences about troubles Things go wrong, their power doubles. These problems we would never face If THEY weren't there in the first place.

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