Someone at Earthlink thought that I needed space for a webpage. Far be it from me to refuse such an offer.

However that presents me with a slight problem. Now that I have the space for a webpage, I feel obligated to use it. After this revalation, my complete lack of Webpage design skills crashed into my total lack of dignity and guilt. After a few moments of these two forces groping at each other in an R-rated manner, this lovely chunk of 0s and 1s exploded into being! So now that I've been given my 15 minutes of internet fame (as it were), prepare to be dazzled by quiverring heaps of digital mediocrity!

Wasn't that simply inspiring? I'm all misty-eyed now. Anyhoo, I imagine you didn't come here to be bored to tears by me pouring out my soul. Go ahead and poke around to see what's here. Be careful though, some residents may poke back.

There were five sections here at one point. Unfortunately, this iste has become old, and is now down for repairs. Stay tuned for additional information. ^_^