MOM'S BASEMENT TRUMPS THE REAL
WORLD
By Nick Forgione
15 Nov 2001
On September 11, America
was attacked and roughly 5,000 civilized men, women and children were murdered
for the “crime” of living in the industrialized world. This was an
unprecedented event. 2 domestic flights were hijacked and used a
suicide bombs against a civilian target on the United States Mainland.
A third plane was hijacked and crashed into the Pentagon. A fourth
was hijacked, but the passengers by this time were aware of the terrorists’
intentions and fought back, crashing the plane in a field outside of Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania.
A number of other reports
that morning reported that several buildings in Washington DC, including
The White House and State Department, had been bombed. Rumors of
explosions at Navy Yards along the East Coast were being reported along
with the news. Just over two months later, we know that America lost
four planes, one building, had another building damaged, lost thousands
of lives, and is still vulnerable.
When one considers the early
reports, America was lucky. Washington was not decimated, and the
casualty count has been revised mercifully downward from preliminary estimates
that were upwards of 25,000. But, the dead are still
dead.
Many Americans were shocked,
and spent the remainder of the September 11th in a daze. Others however
were not phased at all. They were more annoyed that their favorite
television programs were pre-empted with news coverage. The
logic of these people continues to escape me, even now.
Some examples of this
behavior were found on The All Spark message board. (Note:
This is not the only place such foolishness was to be found. A colleague
of mine tutors at a local community college and had a student who was “sick
of” the coverage.) A number of people on All Spark complained that
Robots In Disguise was cancelled.
Kalidor, the administrator
of All Spark notes that many of All Spark’s users are children. However,
Kalidor concedes that the average user’s age is between the high teens
and lower twenties. Anyone above the age of 13 or 14 (arguably younger)
should have enough understanding of the difference between real life and
cartoons to comprehend that a massive attack on the American mainland just
might warrant being concerned about something other than the misadventures
of Prime and Megatron (GI or otherwise).
To be fair, the amount of complaint
posts were small, and were outnumbered by more reasonable “Have you seen”,
or “Is everyone okay?”, type posts. However, the fact that somebody
felt the need to complain at all is pathetic.
Real life does not stop at
the doorway to the proverbial mother’s basement that many fans of sci-fi
and toy collectors inhabit. If the economy drops, you may lose your
job. If you lose your job, you cannot buy toys.
As of this writing, someone
(or several someone’s) is (are) sending anthrax through the mail.
Anyone who gets mail, such as bills or goods ordered through the mail is
vulnerable possible cross contamination. (Remember, postal workers
may not have been specifically targeted, but two who worked at the faciltiy
that handled the letter addressed to Senator Tom Daschle died as a result
of anthrax.)
Airport security is still a joke.
Every week or so, a new report surfaces about massive (and potentially
catastrophic) security breaches. Many of these are at Boston’s Logan
Airport, but that should surprise nobody given Massachusetts’ national
reputation for producing politicians who are either a)inept (Mike Dukakis,
Paul Tsongas), b) corrupt (James Michael Curly, William Weld, Jane
Swift). or c) drunkards (Ted Kennedy and William Weld).
However, that does not
matter in mom’s basement. What does it matter if the country in which
one lives is vulnerable? As long as Transformers, (or whatever your
hobby is), are available who cares?
Unfortunately for the mom’s
basement population, continued attacks on America could harm their hobbies.
Usama bin Laden (as spelled on The FBI web-page) has made no secret of
his hatred of Western Civilization. Western Civilization gives people
indoor plumbing, electricity, and technology. By extension, the computer
that you are using to read this article is a benefit of civilization.
Western civilization is why the capacity, infrastructure and markets to
produce, distribute and sell goods (essential and otherwise) exists.
In other words, no civilization
means no hobbies and no television. Hasbro (or any other company)
does not will its product into existence, (though many dotcom companies
tried). They need resources to design, produce and sell their products.
This takes a sophisticated network of communication and shipping.
It requires real and practical efforts by civilized people.
Television broadcasts do not materialize out of thin air. They require
civilized people using the technological benefits of present day society.
All things considered, I suppose
the lack of interest by much of the mom’s basement crowd is preferable
to the interest shown by the overly paranoid and idealistic elements of
society. A small group of people (some of whom live the proverbial
mother’s basement) seem to have watched too many episodes of The X-Files.
They argue, quiet seriously, that John Ashcroft is behind the anthrax.
Failing that, they argue that he is plotting to take away every last freedom
we have. To them, John Ashcroft is more frightening that bin
Laden. (An example of this can be found in early November issue
of Editorial Humor, and the 11/14 issue of The Weekly Dig.)
They seem to prefer monsters that they conjured up themselves. Most
likely because monsters that prowl one’s imagination are preferable to
real dangers.
Even more troubling are
the many “enlightened” protestors who think that the best course of action
is to do nothing. Their logic would be funny if they did not expect
to be taken seriously. One need only look at any number of
college/university campuses to see this logic proudly displayed.
It is amazing to see people whose way of life so relies on civilization
running smoothly advocate against a defense of civilization, without offering
any viable alternatives.
In any case, I am tired, have
several other things to write and am frankly burned out on this whole sorry
business. In closing let me say thank you to all of the
firefighters, police officers, rescue workers and soldiers whose work and
sacrifice to maintain the society, (the one that lets me write this article),
puts them in constantly at risk.
Agree? Disagree? Terrified by the
prospect of another attack? Calm yet cautious? Contact me at
njf000@yahoo.com.
Transformers fan, freelance writer, and sufferer
of mental illness, Nick Forgione’s work can be found on-line at www.yellowmonster.com.
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