WORLD'S WORST KIT BASH
(Intentionally Bad Fanfic, REALLY
Bad Fanfic)
by Nick Forgione
Disclaimer #1: In my personal continuity,
Prime did not die in transformers the movie. Hot Rod
did not mess up. Brown was only injured.
Disclaimer number two: This is not a fanfic.
It is a fanfic summary. I will only write the fanfic
if enough people tell me too.
disclaimer III: I know more about transformers
than Hasbro/Takara/ andKenner combined. That is that simple.
There copyrites do not count or matter. I am smarter than all of
them.
Note: I would very much like to hear from
anyone who has read this or any other articles/stories I have written.
E-mail fnj@yahoo.com
The story is about a character what I came up
with a week and ½ before the convention. His name
is stink-skunk and he was repainted off of “Stinkbomb”
In an alternate universes timeline, the evil Predicons
lost to Super Prime and Speed Racer, (my name for Speed Breaker).
The only survivor was Gaskunk.
All of the others died. (Megatron from Carrobots
2 thousand rebuilt the g-one gun type megatron and turned him into a gun
and then he tried to shoot him at the maximals in mega-hand form, but megatron(gun)
got mad and backfired on purpose-not a fart, it is serious, and this killed
them both, and also killed Fly-shark (shark) , gushar (toad), comabaticons
and Guido (flying squirrel.)
Writers’ note; Battle Convoy also lived!!!!
But that will come out later in the actual story. (I will give no
more spoilers.)
It all started after the decepticons died.
Gaskunk runs through the cybertron net to get away from the Autobots.
He arrives at Mt. Sinai (in my continuity, the arc crashes here along
time ago.)
Gascunk arrives and finds vok messing around in
the ark. He runs to stop them, and escape the autobots
who are following him. He sprays and it reacts with the vok.
(He is not yet a tM two.) The explosion makes him a tm 2 and
he is blasted through time. (He is now in a timeloop,
which is why he always looks tm2.
Stinkskunc wakes up in a forest and he is
surrounded by dwarves. (He is in the grim world of WarHammer!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The dwarves repair him , and in his shame of surviving, he becomes a slayer.
(This is what I made him to look like!) Stincskunk
is happy with the dwarfs, but he cannot stay.
He finds a warpstone piece and kills a skaven
with it. The skaven is a greyseer (wizard), and stink skunk is then
cast into the grim darkness of the far future of WHfortythousand!!
After killing Ork warlord Gazcul Thraka, Stknk-skunk learns to control
his powers.
He then travels to the beastwars two timeline
and encounters Hinerad the time tanooki.
In the story, heinrad will try to stop him.
Stinkskunk will accidently kills Heinlad and he has to become a slayer(dwarfen
suicide warrior with an orange hair that must find a mighty doom indeed.)
in an eerie time-loop effect.
Unicron follow him back in time to 2003, and becomes
the unicron from tf the movie. (I do not count the quintessons or
primus. Neither one matches and I don’t like to play favorites).
I want to play up the ironic angle of time traveling and this is how I
will set it up.
Stinkscunk wanted allies and he thought “I will
pull nightbird out of her stasis prison in the vault! (the vault
is the marvel prison for supervillians.)”
After saving nitebird, megatron is rebuilt and
attacks StinkSkunk. They fight and megatron dies. It
is okay because nightbird doesn’t like megatron anymore. Stink
Scunk sends megatron’s corpes back to The ark in Mt. Everest to be fixed
by the sentinal maximal computer, but Rampage (GI) ends that.
Stinky also warns Brawn about the awful truth about the tragic day on the
shuttle in 2005 with a subliminal DNA implant. Brawn ducks and is
only wounded, but everyone else dies.
After siring three love children with Nightbird,
(Hotrod!!!, Springer!!!m, and RC!!!) stinkscunk travels to the beast wars
one to find a mighty doom fighting unicron (as Shokoract), and renames
himself Stinkbomb. In the story, I will show that this is the show
how this honors his dead comrades, so he will keep the colors I give him.
I want the story to be full circle. (That is what I am going to be
calling it, FULL CIRCLE.)
He kidnaps rampage to ancient Cybertron, which
is really the grim world of Warhammer. (Rampage in my personal continuity,
is the same guy in g-1 and B-war one. He takes him back, and uses
the immortal spark to become primus, and create the transformers.
Unfortunately, Black Convoy (the tanker truck)
has been following him and creates the Quadrisons!! (The quintessons
with for faces.) note:the above paragraph is going
to be for the epilogue at the end only if I get a lot of good response
to the first story.)
fnj@yahoo.com
Transformers fan, freelance writer, and sufferer
of mental illness, Nick Forgione’s work can be found on-line at www.yellowmonster.com.
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