Dan's Note: This is a required 'First
Math Joke.' (Someone sent it in, too!)
Great had an Infinite Number of Limbs
- From Joel Rubin - grad school
Alexander the Great
was forwarned of his fate by an oracle.
Forewarned is fore-armed.
Four arms + 2 legs
= 6 limbs.
Six is an odd number
of limbs for a man!
Six is even.
No finite number
is both odd and even
had an infinite number of limbs!
did the computer programmer die in the shower? (top)
Answer: The directions
on the shampoo bottle were: "Lather...Rinse...Repeat."
do you call a bird that flew away from home? (top)
! . . . . ha ha ha(From my Trig student
did Franklin Delano Roosevelt often get mad at work? (top)
Answer:Because . . . Work =F
dr = mad From Nikita K., who "came
up with this while studying for AP Physics exam. Who knows, maybe
I got a 5..."
r = d = distance ; a =
acceleration ; m = mass ; F = force = ma