Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud in Victoria's Secret:
#10. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
#9. No Thanks. Just sniffing.
#8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7. Mom will love this.
#6. Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboy Logo on it?
#5. No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
#4. Will you model this for me???
#3. Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
#2. 45 bucks?? You're gonna end up NAKED anyways!!
...And the number one thing that a man should never , ever say out loud in Victoria's secret:
#1. Does this come in children's sizes?
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