A Texan Moves North
It's 5:00PM. It's starting to snow. The first of the season and the
first
one we've seen in years. The wife and I took our hot buttered run and
sat
by the picture window watching the soft flakes drift down, clinging
to the
trees and covering the ground. It was so beautiful.
We woke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the
landscape.
What a fantastic sight. Every tree and shrub covered with a beautiful
mantle.
I shoveled snow for the first time in my life and loved it. I did
both the
driveway and the sidewalk. later a snow plow came along and
accidentally
covered up the driveway with compacted snow from the street. The
driver waved
and smiled. I waved back and shoveled again.
It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temp has dropped
to 11
degrees. Several tree limbs have snapped in the snow. I shoeveled the
drive
again. Shortly afterwards the snowplow came again. Now the now is a
brownish-grey.
It warmed enought today to cause slush which froze again when the
temp dropped.
Bought snow tired for both cars. Fell on my ass in the driveway.
$145.00
to a chiropractor. Northing broken. More snow.
Still cold as hell. Sold the wife's car. Bought a 4x4 to get her to
work.
Slid into a guardrail anyways, considerable damage. Another 8 inches
of snow
last night. Both vehicles covered with salt and crud. More shoveling
for
me. The goddam snowplow came twice today.
It's 2 fucking degrees outside. More fucking snow. Not a tree on our
property
hasn't been damaged. Power was off most of the night. Tried to keep
from
freezing to death with candles and a kerosene heater, which tipped
over and
nearly burned the fucking house down. Managed to put ou tthe flames
but suffered
2nd degree burns on my hands plus lost all my eyelashes and eyebrows.
car
slid off the road on the way to the emergency room and totalled it.
More motherfucking goddam white shit keeps coming down. Have to put
on all
the clothes we own just to get to the fucking mailbox. If I ever
catch the
son-of-a-bitch who drives that fucking snowplow, I'll chew open his
chest
and rip out his heart. I think he hides around the corner till I
shovel.
Power still off. Roof has started to cave in.
Six more fucking inches of fucking white shite and fucking sleet and
no tellin'
what the fuck else fell last night. I wounded the fucking snowplow
asshole
with an ice axe, but he got away. Wife left me. The car won't start.
I think
I'm going snowblind. I can't feel my fucking toes. Haven't seen the
sun in
weeks. More white shit forecast. Wind chill is 22 below. I'm moving
my ass
back to Texas.
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