Why God Never got Tenure

Why God Never Got Tenure

1. Only one major publication.
2. ...no references.
3. May be true he created the world, but what has he done since then?
4. When experiment went awry, tried to cover it by drowning subjects.
5. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, deleted them from sample.
6. Rarely came to class and just told students to read the book.
7. Had son teach certain classes.
8. Expelled first two students for learning too much.
9. Only had ten requirements, but most of his students failed them.
10. Office hours infrequent and usually held on mountain top.