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The Differences Between Republicans and Democrats
This is some campaign literature a friend of mine received at the
metro the other day. I'm not sure who was handing it out - it seemed like
both camps were passing out the same thing.
I thought I'd send it to everybody so you could see the party stances
on all the major issues. Should really help make those hard choices on election
day.
It all really just boils down to this:
| ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS |
|---|---|---|
| Criminals | Give them a second chance | Give them the swift sword of death |
| The Poor | Give them some food | Give them the swift sword of death |
| Endangered Species | Give them protection | Give them the swift sword of death |
| Dictators | Give them a way out | Give them the swift sword of death |
| The Uninsured | Give them some health care | Give them the swift sword of death |
| The Cost | $9,000,000,000,000,000,000 | $29.95 (cost of one sword) |
Order now !
Swords of death. How much would you pay? Wait...don't answer! We'll throw in the steak knives of death and the potato peeler of death too at no extra charge. Now how much would you pay...?
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