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WELCOME TO LANCE ITO'S SIDEBAR and GRILL
If you have an hour to kill, please join us for dinner.
APPETIZERS
Rosa Lopez Nachos..........$3.95
Spicy, with a thick Mexican accent. Nachos haven't been this good since....well,
we can't remember!
FROM THE BAR
Paula Barbieri Cocktail..........$3.95
OJ with a little honey on the side. Goes down real easy.
Marcia Clark Beer..........$1.95
We thought we still had a case, but now we're not sure.
Ron Goldman Wine..........$3.95
Young vintage, good body, but you have to bring your own glasses.
SALADS
Kato Salad..........$3.95
An empty head of lettuce with very little dressing.
SOUPS
Soup Dujury..........$4.95
Aged for over a year. May be bitter.
FROM THE GRILL
Mark Fuhrman Chicken..........$6.95
Absolutely no dark meat.
Veal A'la Nicole..........$5.95
Well battered and sliced. Served without the head.
Dennis Fung Plate..........$6.95
Grilled detective, served open-faced, may be contaminated.
SANDWICHES
Simpson Alibi Sandwich..........$4.25
Full of baloney, hard to swallow, but lots of stupid people are buying it!
DESSERT
Sorry, our bakery is temporarily closed. The lawyers have taken all the dough!!!
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