Bedroom Golf
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The Rules of Bedroom Golf
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Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally
one club
and two balls.
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Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
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Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole
and the balls
out of the hole.
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For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.
Course owners
are permitted to check staff shiftness before play begins.
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Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid
damage to
the hole.
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The object of the game is to take as many stroked as necessary
until the
course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so
may result
in being denied permission to play the course again.
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It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately
upon arrival
at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to
admire the
entire course, with special attention to well-formed bunkers.
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Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have
played or are
currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset
course owners
have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason.
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Players are encouraged to bring proper rain-gear for their own
protection.
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Players should assure themselves that their match has been
properly scheduled,
particularly when a new course is being played for the first
time. Previous
players have been known to become irate if they discover someone
else playing
on what they consider to be a private course.
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Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all
times. Some
players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be
temporarily under
repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this
situation. More
advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is
the case.
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Players are advised to obatin the course owner's permission
before attempting
to play the back nine.
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Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to
proceed at
a faster pace at course owner's request.
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It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to
play the game
hole several times in one match.
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