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A 21-Fuck Salute
On the 3rd anniversary of 9-11
(by Devin Cutler)


1. Fuck Osama Bin Laden.
We will get you. You will not see the next decade.

2. Fuck Radical Islam.
A scourge that needs to be burned off of the face of the earth.

3. Fuck Moderate Islam.
For failing to speak out against radical Islam. By your silence you become accomplices to everything the radicals do.

4. Fuck France.
For ACTIVELY supporting Saddam Hussein and semi-actively supporting radical Islam. For using the greatest crisis of the post-WW2 era solely for her own bloated ambitions to become a world power.

5. Fuck Germany.
For yet again failing to properly recognize a growing evil, even if this time the danger is external and not internal.

6. Fuck Russia.
For failing to side with the US until it was too late for their own citizens. They will eventually be forced to break with Western Europe and adopt a US-type stance. But how many innocent Russians will have to die before this happens?

7. Fuck the UN.
For failing to stand up to Saddam. For failing in the Mid East. For failing in North Korea. For failing with Iran. For basically failing in almost every endeavour they have ever undertaken. And for putting oil money above world weal.

8. Fuck the Democrats.
For dividing the US in time of war. For trying to mold America into Western Europe Jr. For allowing the terrorists to operate almost unhindered for 8 years and doing nothing to quell their ambitions.

9. Fuck the Media.
Not only for their anti-US bias, but for failing to keep alive the reality and magnitude of 9-11 in the minds of the American people. The tapes of 9-11 should be shown weekly without fail.

10. Fuck a portion of the American people.
Who, after only 3 short years and only 1000 servicemen lost are already wavering in their resolve. They make our grandfathers, who sacrificed 300000 men and fought for 4 years (and were willing to fight longer and lose more) in response to a lesser attack than 9-11, look like demigods.

11. Fuck Syria.
If Bush is re-elected....you're next.

12. Fuck Iran.
The US and Israel will NOT let you get an A-Bomb.

13. Fuck Saudi Arabia.
For trying to play both sides and sit on the fence for too long. If you play in the mud, you cannot but get your hands dirty. Only now is the Saudi government realizing what it allowed to incubate in its midst.

14. Fuck the Palestinians.
You are fast becoming irrelevant, as other Arab causes take the center stage. When the Israelis withdraw unilaterally from Gaza and finish the West Bank wall, you can then wallow in your corruption, ignorance, and misery and likely start killing yourselves in the resultant civil war.

15. Fuck US schools for not teaching history properly.
How can members of a representational government vote and decide issues properly when they cannot even describe the root causes of WW2 or adequately explain the 20th century history of the Middle East?

16. Fuck Politicians.
For going back to business as usual a mere 2 years after the greatest single external attack on the US in its history.

17. Fuck anyone who suggests that 9-11 was perpetrated by Mossad, the CIA, or Bush. Go peddle your conspiracy bullshit in Yemen.

18. Fuck any Congress person who voted against funding our troops in Iraq.
It's one thing to be against a war. It's another entirely to deny soldiers armour plating and other equipment that saves lives.

19. Fuck those who want(ed) to cut back the US military.
Even with the demise of the Cold War, there will ALWAYS be significant threats out in the world.

20. Fuck those Canadian sports fans who did and still continue to boo during the US National Anthem.

21. Fuck those Politically Correct assholes who are all but ensuring another aircraft tragedy will happen in the US because we refuse to prolife young Arab males boarding planes.

 

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