"THAT'S BUREAUCRATIC GOBBLEDYGOOK!"


GOBBLE

"That's bureaucratic Gobbledygook! What wasted potential! What foul fowl!"

"That's bird dung!" the eagle asserted. "You all suck!"

The eagle was amazed to see how well the official dysfunctional dictatorial mean spirited leadership psychology of the old turkeys was working and how much featherbedding was going on.

The young turkeys were afraid to make waves and rock the bureaucratic boat in spite of a sea of frustration. They had become domesticated without protest. They had become pacified and satisfied with the status quo. They all had become helpless to change their hapless fate.

The eagle felt sorry for all the turkeys when he realized how inert their brains had become and how they were stuck in the emotionally crippling Turkey Pen. The faulty philosophy of self suppression and the revolting convoluted bureaucratic logic that it was based upon disgusted the eagle.

He could not tolerate the irrational bureaucratic insults and disgraceful elitist snobbery of the blubbering old hen anymore.

PROFESSIONAL LIBRARIAN'S CODE =
"ASSERT AND DEFEND YOUR VALUES WITHOUT FEAR!"


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