Yesterday I had the most interesting conversation with God that I have had in a while.

I was having trouble with my finances again so I decided to ask God what to do.

In walked MONTY HALL bearing 3 boxes. He said, My friend, This is your lucky day. Your problems are over. All you have to do is pick a box and I will give you what's inside.

Now, let me help you decide, Inside one of these boxes is 1,000,000 dollars just for you. One box has 100 dollars and one box has nothing. So choose your poison.

Oh my God!, Oh my God!!, Oh my God!!!, what do I do? I know I'll pick the wrong box, I always do. Oh well, here goes nothing! Yep, I was right. I got nothing.

That's right! shouts Monty. Vanna, tell this pitiful idiot what he has just won.

Well Monty, she says, your contestant has come up empty handed one more time. But that's not new to him, he does it all the time. That's why we pick him. It never costs us anything. (Ha Ha)

Let me tell you, Monty says. You look so pitiful I will tell you how to win this game.

If life gives you 3 choices, TAKE ALL 3!!!

IF LIFE DOESN'T GIVE YOU CHOICES, MAKE SOME UP!!

Stop whinning. All that will get you is a guest spot on the new game show "Whinning for Dollars" No one ever wins on that show. All you get to do is look pathetic in front of millions of people.

Got to go now. By the way, as a consolation prize you get the other boxes. There is a catch, however. They are hidden somewhere in this room.

You can sit there and whine about nothing. Or get up off your butt and look for your good. It's right there in front of you.

All you have to do is get up and find it for yourself. Good Luck looking. kid.