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a whole freakin' archive of jabber Thursday, April 29, 2004... 1:09 AM What are best friends for?For going out and actin' like smack junkies. Thank god there are cousins that have fabu weddings to make up for it. ;-)
Saturday, April 03, 2004... 8:59 PM Jonathan just turned 30 on Monday. He's had a bit of a rough time lately... his job is miserable, his boyfriend moved out two days before the big 3-0, and to top it off, he called me the other night:Jon: You're never going to believe what happened now. Deanna: Probably not. What? Jon: I came home from work tonight, and walking into my living room, I saw that my TV was gone. Deanna: What? Jon: Yeah, my big-ass TV was gone. Then I start looking around, and I notice that a lot of things are gone. Like all my nice pots and pans, my good suits, all of it. Gone! Deanna: You're kidding. Did Manuel [his ex] take them? Jon: No, I called him. He didn't. The only thing I could think of was the housekeeper. A friend of his. Deanna: Get out. [Ed. note: this is the kind of thing that would happen to Jon at a time like this.] Jon: I'm serious. I'd called to cancel the cleaning appointment, and she must've heard that Manuel and I broke up and came here and cleaned me out. She's the only other person that had the keys. Deanna: Oh my God. You're sure? Jon: Manuel was just over here helping to fill out the police report. It's un-f***ing-believable. Deanna: Oh, Jon, I don't know what to say. Oh man. Jon: You know those really nice wall sconces that I have? Deanna: Yeah. Jon: Gone. Deanna: Jesus. Jon: I know! Can you believe this? Who the hell steals wall sconces?! Deanna: I don't know what to say, honey... Jon: Well, the only good thing about the whole thing is that it's April 1. So... it's April Fools. That SOB. I'm gonna get him... someday.
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