THIS IS LARRY SILVERSTEIN,
lease owner of the World Trade Center
in New York City

WHY IS THIS LITTLE SCHMUCK SO HAPPY?

This is the house that Silverstein bought.....

by David Huntley

This is the house that Silverstein bought.
This is the plane
That crashed in the house that Silverstein bought.

This is the plane
That wasn't the plane
That crashed in the house that Silverstein bought.

This is the conspiracy
That killed the people
That weren't in the plane
That crashed in the house that Silverstein bought.

This is the press
That believed the conspiracy
That killed the people
That weren't in the plane
That crashed in the house that Silverstein bought.

This is the patsy with the crescent moon,
That teased the press
That believed the conspiracy
That killed the people
That weren't in the plane
That crashed in the house that Silverstein bought.

This is the people all in tune
That believed the patsy with the crescent moon
That teased the press
That believed the conspiracy
That killed the people
That weren't in the plane
That crashed in the house that Silverstein bought.

This is the man all vexed and forlorn
That kissed the people all in tune
That believed the patsy with the crescent moon
That teased the press
That believed the conspiracy
That killed the people
That weren't in the plane
That crashed in the house that Silverstein bought.

This is the priest all shaven and shorn,
That preached to the man all vexed and forlorn
That kissed the people all in tune
That believed the patsy with the crescent moon
That teased the press
That believed the conspiracy
That killed the people
That weren't in the plane
That crashed in the house that Silverstein bought.

This is the crew that crowed in the morn,
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn,
That preached to the man all vexed and forlorn
That kissed the people all in tune
That believed the patsy with the crescent moon
That teased the press
That believed the conspiracy
That killed the people
That weren't in the plane
That crashed in the house that Silverstein bought.

This is the devil showing his scorn,
That chased the crew that crowed in the morn,
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn,
That preached to the man all vexed and forlorn,
That kissed the people all in tune
That believed the patsy with the crescent moon
That teased the press
That believed the conspiracy
That killed the people
That weren't in the plane
That crashed in the house that Silverstein bought.

©2007 "David H" Huntley