WELCOME to WEB GUMBO!
(how do I get out of here)
Yes... it's Da' Cajun Gunny's...
LABOR DAY WEB-A-THON
Here to support the only kid Jerry won't claim...
Please call now... our operater is standing-by!
(oops... that's the 900 number)
and speaking of operators...
I'd like to welcome back
da' WEB GUMBO house band...
Just off their
OKINAWA and SAN DIEGO
Where no one speaks ENGLISH
TOUR!!
The TOSS MAMA TO DA' GATOR band
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I too have done my fair share of traveling this summer. Some of it Marine Corps related, most of it just avoiding yard work. But no matter the reason, when I travel, I look at everything. Want to know what I saw?
I saw signs.
BIG SIGNS
little signs
all kinds of signs.
So, in case you didn't get to travel this summer due to work, money, prison (hi mom) or whatever, I would like to give you the next best thing....
SIGNS ACROSS AMERICA
Sign in front of the Law Firm:
DEWY, CHEATEM, and HOW
must be FORD Owners
Down the road my wife drives to work:
It's never her fault
(bonus pic... my driveway)
Along a road not traveled by many women:
Wishful Thinking
Next to the "Buy Me Drinkie" bar:
Where was this sign when I was single?
Posted at every REST STOP along my journey:
Damn Rules
This is where I'm gonna live after my wife see's the DRIVEWAY pic.
My new sofa
Sign outside the Daycare center on base.
Must be Marine Kids
Found inside a snake I ran over.
Recon Rats?
Every road in South Carolina:
I love ewe!
And the last sign I saw...
(please, hold you applause till I'm done)
is the one I am placeing over my B-B-Q PIT !!
Cajun Gunny ... the other white meat !
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OK... back to the WEB-A-THON!!
Let's check the TOTE BOARD to see how much money we've raised so far...
$$$
Keep those pledges coming!!
While your waiting for someone to answer the phone,
why not take The CAJUN JEDI Quiz!
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IMPORTANT NEWS UPDATE!!!
The Oath of Enlistment (that stuff you got to say when you join the military) has CHANGED!!
To see which OATH your branch of service is now using, click here ...NEW OATH of ENLISTMENT.
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Well, looking at the time on the ol' VCR CLOCK
It's time to end this WEB-A-THON.
I hope, as always, you have enjoyed this little by-product of my boredom.
And.. as Hank Jr. is blaring from my 8-track, I leave you with this thought....
If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie...
(is her sister available?).
CYBER FI....
Da' CAJUN GUNNY