WELCOME TO
Da' CAJUN JEDI's
RITE of PASSAGE TEST!

Kill a WOOKIE
Save a NOOKIE
Open a jar of TABASCO SAUCE

2. Have you ever made.....

Darth Vader mad
the Empire's Planet thingy blow up
EWOK GUMBO!!

3. When you speak....

The FORCE Listens
you piss off Evil Empires
Wookies can't understand your accent

4. Have you ever used da' FORCE to.....

Kill your enemies
Confuse your enemies
get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for half-time.

5. Have you ever used the FORCE in conjunction with....

Saveing the Empire
Shaving the hair off of WOOKIE BABES
fishing and watching the SAINTS game

6. Has your father ever said to you....

Luke... join me on the dark side
Duke... watch the HAZZARDS of the dark side
Shoot, son, come on over to da' dark side... We'll pass a good time... I guarantee.

7. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defence electro-shock thingy to......

Start your X-wing flying thing
Kill Mr. Spock
get the crawfish boiler to light

8. Do you referr to the EMPIRE as....

The Enemy
The In-laws
Them damn Yankees

9. Does your X-Wife resemble.....

Princess Leigh
Prince
Chewbacca

10. You know if your a CAJUN JEDI if your father tells you....

LUKE, join me on the dark side
Luke, I am your father
LUKE, I am your father.... and your uncle.