It's Da' Cajun LCPL's
I'm such a BOOT!
WEB GUMBO

Hey, who knows! This Internet thing might catch on!!

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Welcome to the first ever Internet Web Page!

The Staff here at WEB GUMBO would like to thank Al Gore for inventing the Internet.
You Da' MAN AL!!

If you would like a copy of the Internet, just send a self addressed envelope and $25 to:
WEB GUMBO
P.O. BOX 8225
Lafayette, LA
or call us at:
1-800-627-4637
Operaters are standing by!
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And here with us today (or night... hey, how do you tell time on this Internet thing?) is........


The TOSS MAMA TO DA' GATOR Band



What the HECK is this? How did we get in this Inner Net? This thing will never catch on. Maybe one day this will be a PORN SITE!

Look for the band's latest 8-Track
She ate the Crawfish, but didn't suck the head
coming to a store near you!

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OK, serious time now.

If you people are going to order a copy of the Internet from WEB GUMBO (see the advertisement above) then chances are you're gonna use a COMPUTER.

If so, YOU (the LOYAL CUSTOMER what done ordered your copy of the Internet from WEB GUMBO) (see the ad above) will need some COMPUTER TIPS!

TIP #1: Computers come in two types... MALE & FEMALE (yes, you heard it first at WEB GUMBO).
Your Choices


TIP #2: Your new KEYBOARD may not come with all the necessary Internet Keys needed for use with your Internet, purchased from WEB GUMBO (see our ad on this page).
Like this one!
or this one too!


TIP #3: The SOFTWARE that comes with your new computer will trick you into thinking it's USER FRIENDLY...
Example


but that is just a mean, nasty, Yankee, TRICK! With your purchase of the Internet from WEB GUMBO (ordering info at the top of the page), we'll show you the stuff that you really need to know!
Stuff you really need to know


TIP #4: Sometimes you'll get real mad at your computer when it does stuff like this:
BAD


and it may cause you to do something like this...
MAD


but fear not! With the order of your personal copy of the Internet from WEB GUMBO (cursor up for ordering info), we will do our best to keep you from getting to this point.
SAD


LAST TIP: If you have any trouble copying files while using your PERSONAL INTERNET from WEB GUMBO (order now):
copy


try this.
Tech Assist


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Come back soon!
We gonna pass a good time!
(we'll have advice on DOG TRAINING !)


CYBER FI
Da' CAJUN LCPL




Back to Da' CAJUN GUNNY


Our mascot, POO-YIE da' Gator
POO-YIE
(he made the big time!)


Parting joke:
What's the difference between a Cajun zoo and a northern zoo?


A Cajun zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.