Questionnaire to Qualify for a Relationship

1. If you ask for the "truth", do you really want to hear it?

2. What do want out of the relationship?

3. What do expect out of the relationship?

4. What is your view on sex?

5. What does sex mean to you?

6. What do you like during sex?

7. Would you want an open relationship?

8. Do you have a problem with being treated nicely?

9. Do you have a problem with being loved?

10. What is your view on spanking?

11. Do you spit, swallow, or gargle?

12. Would you have sex with your cousin?

13. Do relationships scare you?

14. Does emotional intimacy scare you?

15. Will you run away once things get serious?

16. Will you break up with me after I pour my heart out?

17. Do you prefer to be dominated or dominating?

18. Do you believe in love?

19. How important is sex to you?

20. What does love mean to you?

21. Do you have any predisposed notion on being "in love"?

Please list:

22. A) Is there a difference between fucking, sex, and making love?

B) What is the difference between fucking, sex, making love?

23. What is the most vindictive thing you've done to an ex-lover?

24. Do you have very poor self-esteem?

25. A) Do you play mind games?

B) Do you wonder about your partners emotions for you and test how far they will go to prove it?

26. A) Are you afraid of being hurt?

B) Are willing to take the chance?

C) Are you going to screw up the chance?

D) Do you realize the other person is taking the same goddamn chance?

27. Are you in this relationship to change my self-concept and then whine about how I am not the same person when we first started going out?

28. Will you stand by my side or stand on my heart?

29. Are you here to compliment me or destroy my heart?

30. Is your dog, cat. Etc. more important than the person you going out with?

31. After a relationship is over, do you say, "I'm glad that's over" or "What the hell went wrong!"?

32. Are you the one that gets fucked up or do the fucking over?

33. Size really does matter? True/False

34. What is the most important feature the other person needs?

35. Do you regret previous relationships or learn from them and move on?

36. Will you drag your baggage from past relationships into this one? Y N

37. A) In a relationship, do you do things because you want to or because you're expected to?

B) Do you say "I love you" because you feel it, were expected to, spare the other person's feelings?

38. A) If your partner has developed some debilitating, life terminating, or socially unacceptable disease or ailment, do you stay with them?

B) If you stay with them, is it viewed as dying with them or celebrating their last moments?

39. Greatest sexual fantasy?

40. Would you rather have an intellectual stimulated or sexually stimulated?

41. What is the first part of the body that you notice first?

42. (fill in the blank) Romance is

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