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Here is where my future projects are going to be posted so that everyone can realize what a slacker I really am.
Most of these are scenarios started as requests or as favors for people who don't realize how low of completion
rate I have regarding my work. ;-) I will genuinely try to work on these now that this page is here as a glaring
reminder of my laziness...or perhaps ignore the homepage updates entirely to avoid looking at it. All of the following are working titles and the links are to the teaser snippets below.

"Brethren of the Chang Jiang "	"Crimson Knight"	"Riding Lessons"	"Rurouni Fengxian "	"Twisted Folklore"
Zhou Tai	Taishi Ci/Sima Yi	Lu Xun/Lu Meng	Lu Bu	Liu Bei/Zhen Ji

"Brethren of the Chang Jiang"

It had been the winter of 208 when the era known as the Three Kingdoms had come to an end and the new dynasty of Jin had been ushered in. As the armies of the three powers Wei, Wu and Shu converged upon a once unheard of area of the Chiang River, near Red Cliffs; neither side truly understood how that battle would change the course of history. In the cold moonlit river, the navies of Cao Cao and the allied Sun Quan and Liu Bei anchored awaiting the battle that was to rage the next day; however certain individuals had more important tasks.

Zhuge Liang, Shu strategist, knelt before the seven stars alter praying for the winds the next day. Zhou Yu, his Wu counterpart, calmed his own nerves by playing his flute while his petite wife danced for him. On the opposite shore, Sima Yi sat nestled in his winter robes on the shore staring at the moon and saw something that just wasn't sitting right with him; the perimeter of the full moon was tinted red, a bad omen. Sensing something amiss he jumped down off his rock and marched to the tent of his lord, Cao Cao, only to find a whimsical little sage selling him on a horrible idea. Chain the ships together? Insane.

After the quirky, vertically-challenged man left, Sima Yi lodged an official protest. How could Cao Cao be so foolish? The Wei lord did not take kindly to being called a fool by a mere strategist no more than twenty-four years of age, especially not after the gallon of wine that had found it's way into his belly. Allowing the alcohol to dictate his actions, Cao Cao attacked Sima Yi with his sword and the strategist defended himself with a blast from his war fan. Little did he know, history had veered off its chosen path at that very moment.

Unwilling to allow such a disaster to befall the million man army, Sima Yi kept Cao Cao's condition a secret and the plans of Pang Tong never made it out of the tent. Sedating his lord, Sima Yi held a private war council and told the other generals of their leader's ill health. They agreed to keep it quiet for the sake of morale, all except for Cao Pi who saw this as a golden opportunity to seat himself on the throne. Alone in the tent with his 'ailing' father, Cao Pi raised his dagger to stab the old man in the throat only to be run through himself by none other than his wife. Zhen Ji had also seen an opportunity, to rid herself of her wife beating husband and she knew Sima Yi would keep his mouth shut. She easily saw through his lies and knew he needed an ally, so it was behind his robes that she chose to hide.

The battle of Chibi ended with an astonishing victory for Wei and the credit was given to Sima Yi. With both Sun Quan and Liu Bei on their knees in defeat, Cao Cao suddenly awoke. Furiously he tried to finish what he had started, but his own generals were divided and his army now saw Sima Yi as a savior. With only the backing of Dian Wei, Xu Zhu and his cousins, Xiahou Dun and Xiahou Yuan, Cao Cao could only declare his army lost and accept the only escape available: the river. Fighting to freedom, Cao Cao and his small army of five generals and their bodyguards swiped a boat and fled east to reunite with Cao Ren and the reserve force. From there they sailed south to Nanhai, to rebuild their army in exile.

Seeing no use in jeopardizing the future of his country, Sima Yi gave the captured generals an ultimatum and disbanded their armies. To the leaders, Liu Bei and Sun Quan, he gave swift death sentences. Many generals saw an opportunity to keep the hopes of their kingdoms alive and fled while they could. One of these was the famed Wu General Zhou Tai. Believing himself a failure for not saving his lords life, he thought death too good for him. Instead, he made his way along the shore to one of the few Wu ships that had not been destroys and like Cao Cao opted to seek refuge down river. With the brisk winter air whipping into his face, he knew what he must do. To forgive himself for his failings he had to return to the past and rebuild his confidence. He was never meant to be a bodyguard....how could a man who saved his lord naked be considered a professional? At heart, he was still a pirate and it was that knowledge that would save him from himself. His failure was unforgivable and the atrocities he would commit at sea would be worse, but upon his return he would be stronger. He would have a fleet of brigands to fight for Wu to replace the countless numbers that were still floating in the river. Let Sima Yi rest comfortably in Chang An or Xu Chang...one day he would return and claim the Chang Jiang as his own. The country would be cut in half once again...and if he could count on the brilliant minds that has survived the ChiBi ordeal then he'd have an army to seize the territory. Yes, he knew Lu Xun too well. That boy would have plans drawn up for inciting a rebellion on the Northern borders. Then they could fight a good battle even with their smaller numbers if the new kingdom was stretched thin fighting a war on two fronts. With that he shouted down to the boatswain, "Prepare to set sail...we need to make good time. A brief stop at Jian Ye for men and supplies, then we set sail for open water."

"Twisted Folklore"

Zhang Fei looked the young lady over and gave her an approving nod. "Why sure you can meet with my eldest brother!"

Zhen Ji blushed meekly, pulling the oaf further into her scam. Yes it was a brilliant scam, and Sima Yi was an unparalleled genius for coming up with it. There were rumors that in the days after Chibi Zhuge Liang paid a visit to Wu. It was no diplomatic mission, but an assassin mission. The strategist had heard of the 'calming' effects that Zhou Yu's new wife had on him and it spelled disaster if the two kingdoms ever went to war. Determining it was his responsibility to rid Shu of the threat he devised a plan to kill Xiao Qiao.

Liu Bei worried at first, he didn't want to send his advisor on such a dangerous mission and he didn't really want to have a man's wife killed. However Kongming and Shiyuan agreed, Zhou Yu would be a problem. The handsome man never hid his resentment of Kongming and eventually he would act on it. Best to rid themselves of a problem before there was an opportunity to for Wu to ally with Wei and destroy them. As if Wei needed to ally with the pitiful southern empire.

Kongming traveled to Jian Ye, but upon arrival his conscience got the better of him and he could not kill the obnoxious Qiao. He opted to seduce her instead, so he told her he was a music teacher. The gullible brat bought it and hired him. Kongming taught her many songs but one in particular that struck a cord; his own ballad, one he composed while he was in Jian Ye discussing the attack at Red Cliffs. Once Zhou Yu heard his wife playing the ballad he would know she had been close with Kongming and the jealous would eat at him. The rumors also said the Shu strategist seduced the little Qiao, but Zhen Ji was skeptical. The only robed fan-toter she knew of that was capable of that was Sima Yi, but it was only a rumor. However Zhou Yu was dead, and the court reporters even accredited it to his jealousy of the younger genius.

That did not mean that it could not be put to use.....especially against the same man that used it initially. Zhongda discovered that Kongming was away from Cheng Du, along with the young apprentice who could identify her. Instead there were only oath brothers. And the fat one was more gullible than a Qiao. "General Zhang...I do appreciate your kindness. I was afraid I had traveled all this way for nothing!"

"Nope! You heard right. Eldest brother loves music and collects instruments. I'm sure he'd love to teach you some music stuff. He's always stressed out, give him something to do."

As the Wei beauty rounded the corner she stared into the dark eyes of another woman. She looked like the cook! She even had a giant fork! How dare a mere servant not even advert her eyes when looking upon a lady! And not just any lady, the wife of a future emperor! " Excuse me." She hissed at the girl.

"Oh, my bad. Lady Feng, this is my daughter...Xing Cai." Zhang Fei smiled, the proud papa.

Zhen Ji straightened up. A new general? Where had she come from? "I haven't heard of you."

"That is only because I just received my commission. Fear not...Lady Feng...you will be hearing quite a bit about me." Xing Cai sneered.

"Okie Dokie, on to the audience chamber. " Fei smirked and pulled the guest with him. "That's my baby girl....she's gonna make me proud I tell ya! "

Zhen Ji cleared her head. She had to remember details of the castle. They would ask her millions of questions when she returned and she better have answers. However....her main objective was to seduce Liu Bei and destroy the pending marriage between him and Lady Sun.

"Rurouni Fengxian"

"Chan....I told you. It's over." Lu Bu turned away from her not wanting to see the disappointment that was there.

"Fengxian...." The songstress watched as he waved a massive hand to silence her.

"I almost lost you all at Xia Pi. You think I'll risk my family again for...power? After I was given a second chance? Never. This conversation is over. Be ready to move out in the morning."

Chan watched him leave and sighed. He wasn't the same man he was at Xia Pi, now he was afraid. Not for himself-no man could touch him in a fight. No, the mightiest warrior in China was terrified for his family. They had been forced into a standoff at Xia Pi and he was trapped. He began to worry, there were three women who he had to protect, three women he loved more than life. Lady Yen, Lu Ling Qi and herself were the focus of his world, not some quest for global domination. He panicked. His death would be swift but theirs would be a long time coming. If they were lucky they would become concubines, but more than likely they would be raped and killed.

As a good father and husband, he tried everything he could think of to save his family. At one point he tied the feisty Ling Qi to his back and galloped out of the fort with intentions of getting her to safety. They could not beat him, but his mission failed none-the-less. He returned distraught...and she knew what needed to be done. Conspiring with Zhang Liao, they devised a plan.

Liao suggested that he offer himself to Cao Cao in place of Fengxian's life, he had been good friends with Guan Yu at one point and his old friend had written him after Hua Luo Gate. Yes, Cao Cao had been impressed with his ambush on Yuan Shao's camp and wanted his loyalty...but he only had one lord-his best friend, Lu Fengxian. Liao would happily serve the Wei lord if it meant a safe escape for the Lu Family and Chan agreed to visit the man in his camp that night. To her surprise, Cao Cao was very understanding. He wanted to gain something from this campaign and so far all he did was lose men and waste supplies. In his mind, it would be worth letting Lu Bu run away just to aquire Zhang Liao however his new friend had reservations. Liu Bei was his name, and he expressed concern that Lu Bu would turn on them. Let him escape and he'd only raise another army and attack them. Chan had to silence him, so when Cao Cao left to check on his wounded cousin Xiahou Dun, she did just that. It was not hard for her, she had after all been sent to Luo Yang to seduce Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu. Sex with Liu Bei surely was more enjoyable than Dong Zhuo...and it served it's purpose. He no longer protested the agreement and Chan returned to Xia Pi with the good news.

Liao has been doing scheming of his own, enlisting two generals to tie up Lu Bu on his night watch. That way they could have an elaborate ceremony and then decapitate him....or a convienient double. It worked well, Cao Cao sent Lu Bu and his family on their way after confiscating Red Hare, and Liao bade them a safe journey and happy life. Now they were nomads. A man and his family wandering across the land looking for a home away from the war. He would not raise the Lunar Spear again if he could help it...it meant putting his beloved family in danger.

"He refused?" Lady Fen asked as she came out of the darkness carrying firewood.

"Yes...."

"Shame..that guy is really hot." Lu Ling Qi trotted after her mother with a larger stack of logs. The girls had been to town earlier and had seen a young man that had incredible talent in her opinion. He was practicing ,without his shirt on , in a private courtyard with two beating sticks. She asked around and found out the man was named Taishi Ci and was very well thought of by the chancellor of BeiHai. If they could recruit another officer....they could start to rebuild their army. Then her father could regain the glory that was once his, free Zhang Liao and punish those who sought to destroy him. The only problem was convincing him of that.

"Crimson Knight"

Zhang Liao nocked the arrow and held his breath. He searched for the one section of armor that was askew and focused. His bow at full draw he released and watched the arrow fly...straight into Taishi Ci's ribs.

The Wu general gasped and clutched at his side. Over all the screams and noise of battle he heard another distinctive <plink> and braced himself for the next hit. It still knocked the wind out of him and he dropped the weapon in his right hand. Squinting through the pain he kicked his steed into full gallop and raced away...and descended into blackness.

"Let him go." Liao waved off his men. "He's as good as dead. Regroup. Press them! We have the advantage! Attack!"

********

Sima Yi placed his spear across his lap as his horse slowed to a walk. Grumbling to himself about his excessive wardrobe he pulled his helmet off and let his head breath for the first time in hours. The battle still raged below, but he needed to return to camp. Scouts and couriers would be reporting and he'd need to give them directions. He sighed, it was good to get back into the fighting every once and a while. Wiping some sweat from his forehead he looked over and saw something red....something definitely out of place.

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The weeks had passed too quickly as far as the Wei strategist was concerned. He had taken in the ailing Wu General and tended to his wounds, apparently he did have a conscience after all. The man had remained steadfast to the last...and Sima respected that. He kept general Taishi in his tent, away from the eyes of his comrades. The time would come when they could learn his secret but it was not now. He looked over his shoulder at the man in his cot. He couldn't believe how easy it had been for him...to touch him. In the beginning it was medicinal, then it was admiration...then it became sexual and finally escalated into erotic. He was a gorgeous man and he couldn't help it. Hands that once enjoyed squeezing a woman's breast happily groped Ci's firm muscles. His mouth once found a happy home on a woman's tit...but now he could only think of suckling on that smaller nub. Then there were the abs...abs? When had that become an erogenous zone? But it didn't stop there...no he had retracted the sheet too many times to stroke him...and taste him. He reached down and rubbed himself, of course thinking about it again would only turn him on. How can such a brilliant mind be handicapped by the sight of a body...a body of the same sex? He began to slide his robe off, preparing to change and his thoughts were accosted by a stern voice.

"Do you always play with your victims?"

Sima Yi stopped his disrobing and turned to see that his beauty had recovered and was standing. It took his breath away. Taishi Ci stood before him, tussled auburn hair, and stared down at him . Never a man to be stumped by a surprise he retorted, "And I thought you'd at least have the dignity to thank me for not leaving you to die."

Ci's smile turned devious as he reached out and pulled the belt off Sima Yi's robe causing the garment to fall off the man. With a seductive smile he wrapped the belt around his own neck and moved closer. "I'll thank you."

Yi gasped as the man ran his huge hand up behind his head and pulled him into a kiss. He leaned back a bit, having never actually kissed a man before, but quickly grew to like the sensation. He pressed himself up against the firm chest...feeling their nipples rub together, and melted into his arms.

Taishi Ci pulled the strategists hair and forced him to break off the kiss, "Don't get too comfortable...I am going to punish you for what you did to me."

Having his hair clenched between the stronger generals's fingers, Sima Yi felt incredibly aroused. Had he always wanted to be dominated by a man? No...he never looked upon the other generals like this, he was undoubtedly their superior. Why this sensual beast from Wu? What did he have that made hin crave the creamy fluids of his lion? "I thought you were my prisioner."

"Well they always say the submissive is the one in control...if that comforts you." Seeing a small spark of erotic enjoyment in Sima Yi's eyes he let a devilsih grin cross his face...then he threw the man on his own bed.

Face down in the blankets, naked and vulnerable, Sima Yi felt his heart pound and his erection begin to ache. His hair was wildly flowing everywhere and he could barely see through it as he looked at his agressor. "And what do you intend to do in retaliation General?"

"Give you what you wanted the very first moment you touched me." He reached out and began to rub the pale ass cheeks in front of him. How he wished he still had his Tiger Slayer. "Where did you put my weapon? I know I still had one in my hand when I passed out."

Sima Yi rolled over and chukled in his deviant way. "And why would I give you your weapon back?" With that he sat up to mock him.

"For one...you want to know what I'm going to use a ribbed beating stick for.." Ci leaned forward and very gently kissed him. "And second...you'd hate for me to torture it out of you."

"Torture? You can hardly stand up..." Sima Yi's eyes widened as he felt a gentle brush against his scrotum...but it was not human. It was more like a feather.

"You shouldn't leave your weapon laying around...it might be used against you." With that he leaned into the man and pinned him to the bed. He smiled to himself as Yi bucked underneath him trying to escape the dark feathers of his own fan as they were swiped across his balls. In order to tickle him better, Ci began to run the fan up the shaft of his solid woodle, before returning them to the tender testicles beneath it.

"Riding Lessons"

"Lord....Lu...Meng?" Lu Xun took a deep breath and entered his favorite mentor's study. He felt foolish arriving in such a...state of undress but his previous advances had been ignored. He had to know...one way or another he couldn't stand the anguish of lusting for the man. For such an intelligent man, such as himself, to have to go through such a primitive gesture shamed him. But how else do you tell another man that you want to be his property?

"Boyan?" Lu Meng hollered from the next room. "Is that you?"

"Yes...Ziming." The name rolled off his tongue like the sweetest nectar. How many times had he moan that name while he touched himself and tugged on those nipple clamps.

Lu Meng walked into the study carrying some scrolls he thought the lad would enjoy looking over...and instead dropped them as soon as he saw his friend and apprentice standing before him in nothing but loose pants. His eyes wandered down to where the pants were merely being held up by his stiff penis and he caught sight of the younger man's scrotum. He felt something begin to stir in himself...."What..."

"I can't take it anymore...I need you. Like any romance I've fallen in love with you over time, studying with you and fighting beside you. I..." He felt himself running his own hands across his abs and down to his cock. "I need to know if you'll tutor me as I am before you now. Not a strategist, or an officer of Wu...but as Lu Xun...the man. My lord, will you accept me in that manner?"