I finally did it!!! I finally signed up for some golf lessons again.  Let me state I took golf lessons two years ago and it was a complete disaster.  I was in a beginner class with 5 other women, who were all far from being beginners.  I think my club actually made contact with the ball once in the two hours that I gathered with the class.  But, this Mr. Loftus from Greendale Golf Course said, “I am going to get you on the course by the end of the year!”  We will see Mr. Loftus, we will see!!!

Walking into eCiti I was excited about what was to come – great food and great drinks.  However, I did not realize that eCiti was the land of fake boobs and black men who feel guilty for dating white women.  Let’s hit the fake boob discussion first.  I am all for alteration, if you want bigger or smaller appendages then go for it!  But, never should your new boobs be so big that the skin is so stretched that it becomes shiny.  It was scary all the fake boobs that were in abundance on Saturday evening (19 July 2003).  I would say about 75% of the women in the club had been augmented.  I felt like I was in Los Angeles, CA and not in Fairfax, VA.  Not only were there fake boobs everywhere but also it was another night of mighty cleavage.  I saw more mountain peaks on this night then I saw in all of my snowboarding trips.  On a side note of nasty, some of the men were hot and some of the men should’ve looked at a mirror before they left home.  When your jeans are so tight that I can see your tailbone, then this is a problem, but I will digress…

Now, let’s go to the black men who feel guilty for dating white women discussion.  I don’t give a rat’s ass if you date outside of your race.  It is none of my business and I wouldn’t won’t you to make who I date your business.  But, when the man came over to state how “he was so happy to see sistahs in the place” with a little shoulder pat and squeeze to boot, I knew he had issues.  Most men would’ve just moved on, smiled and/or not said anything (unless they are trying to pick you up), but this man wanted to make sure we weren’t going to give him any grief for not talking to us and him talking to white women.  Little did he know my friend and I could care less if he talked to us, we didn’t want him and he didn’t want us and that is OK!!!  And those who read the above won’t read guilt into this man action, but if you were in attendance that evening you would.  If you are going to date outside of your race then you need to be sure of yourself and the person you are dating otherwise you aren’t going to make it to far in this world.  This man won’t make it to far with the women he is trying to date because he was very afraid that the two black women at the bar having a good time not caring about him or anyone else was going to give him power to ruin their evening by concerning themselves over him trying to pick-up a non-black woman.  Whatevah!!!