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thursday, june 19, 2003

Heaven’s to Betsy, guess who lost again???
The Baltimore Orioles played the Toronto Blue Jays on 18 June 2003 – The Orioles lost once again 6-2!  This is the ninth game they have lost out of the 13 since 1 June 2003. 

The crowd at the game was quite enthusiastic and in great attendance even though there were threats of a major thunderstorm on the brink.  It must have been the excitement over the First Base Coach, Rick Dempsey talking bobble-heads that is given to the first 25,000 attendees.  However, the one thing that the crowd was unable to do with oomph was the wave.   The wave got sorrier and sorrier as the game and night progressed.  One would think the ball girls in attendance that evening would rally up the fans with better CHARGES to help with the wave but alas, talking to boyfriends between innings and holding up the stadium with their back was much more useful of their time.

The true highlight of the evening was the two-run homer by Jay Gibbons a.ka. “Why you punch me?” - but for some of the ladies it was when 24-year-old (but, I look 12) Luis Matos a.k.a. “Dimple Boy” came up to the plate, but he wasn’t able to deliver anything but, a few heart palpitations in the end!

19 jun 03 @ 2:55 pm

Self-centered I am...not anymore!!!
I noticed after reading many other blogs over the past couple of days that I really don’t have anything worthwhile to share with the world.  Much more intelligent people have discussed politics, religion, sports, even the environment for heaven’s sake!  But me, no I like to talk about how I smell and what bad service I get from time to time.  So from now on I will include at least one posting about something outside of myself.  I got to keep up appearances!
19 jun 03 @ 2:26 pm

wednesday, june 18, 2003

Credit card error with **** Nails...
Not only will I mess up your nails (which will grow back, so I don't fret too much) but, I am going to charge you twice for a single purchase.  In the words of Jay-Z:  "nevah-evah, no matter the weather" will I go there no mo' -- Please Ms. Bank Woman fix this error I got some other stuff I need to buy!
18 jun 03 @ 9:47 am

tuesday, june 17, 2003

Mmmm, you smile like a baby...
Wearing all this Johnson's Baby Lotion is causing quite a stir.  Everyone wants to know if I have any kids, the answer is:  No!  I am on an expensive moisturizer strike!

17 jun 03 @ 1:53 pm

monday, june 16, 2003

Mmmm, Chococcino!!!
Our office has acquired a new coffee brewer machine from Flavia.  I think I consume about three to four chococcinos a day!  Not like American hot chocolate, less sweet – but add a little sugar and/or a flavored creamer and one can experience a little chocolate heaven on earth.  Maybe I will purchase the SB100 Small Office Brewer from my home and I could have a cup of chococcino before bed -- Now that sounds like a plan!

Will chococcino replace my past "Twinkie" addiction?

16 jun 03 @ 11:38 am

Once again copying Jen... 16 jun 03 @ 9:40 am

Manicure nightmare and baby lotion question…

Miss T.J. -  “Michelle, do you know a place I can get a decent manicure before I head off to my friends wedding?”

 

Michelle - “Yeah, that nail shop over by the marketplace. Ya know, **** Nails.”

 

Miss T.J. -  “Cool, I’ll go!”

I arrived at the nail shop requested a manicure and pedicure.  And then I am attacked by the unsteady-hand-nail-woman.  It was horrid, but I prevailed and every time I look at my hands I say – “Nails grow back!”

And question, for those of us who do nothing - Why do we pay gazillion of dollars for lotions and creams to moisturize our hands and body?  When we were kids our parents used baby lotion.  I didn’t do anything as a baby but eat, poop, crawl and drool.  Now as an adult all I do is eat, poop, walk and drool.  Shouldn’t the same stuff work now? I am going on an expensive moisturizer strike and it’s Johnson’s Baby Lotion with Aloe Vera & Vitamin E from now on!

16 jun 03 @ 9:15 am

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