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  • I am Darla Washington, fan of System of a Down. Serj! Shavo! Daron! John! ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -me
  • Imagine Benji in short shorts! -Me
  • The Crazy Scorpion Man! -Stray
  • Furggles! -created by Stray, used by me
  • Raaaah! *runs into the fridge* -Me
  • Lucy isn't coming anymore-- Lucy is here! -Jeff
  • Plucky?!?!?!?!?!?! -Ani
  • MOSHPOT!!!!!!!!!!! -Stray
  • It is proper social ettiqutte that you invite the guest into your bed for the night. -Stray
  • YUH-cky! -Matt Deadrich
  • Friggles was here. -Me
  • Stray+caffeine=I WANT DARON'S *****!!!!!! -Stray
  • Shiny head, ugly shoes.......STICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (rip, rip) -Bloodfang
  • *rains, then stops* AAAAH! JONNO HAS TUMORS!!!!!!!!!! -Stray & Sakura
  • My fish is celibate. -Stray
  • Carly the bass- Stray and me
  • Frank, you need a mint. -Stray
  • I AM A DUFUS -Stray
  • California Sandwich Massacre!!!!!!!!!! -Me
  • Help Ursula Find Her Eggs! -Stray and Me
  • A HOWLER MONKEY?!!?!?!?!?!? -Bloodfang and Stray
  • Bobblehead Boy- Stray
  • Dobby says yes, Fluffy says no. Dobby says yes, Fluffy says no. Dobby says yes........ -Bobblehead Boy 
  • I'll give you 8 days to live instead of 7 because you're hot. -Me
  • The Socks are invading! -Stray and Me
  • Pasta is rallying his army of evil felines and trying to take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Me, to Stophen
  • FREE YOUR MIND; The Bush Administration Has You! -Stray 
  • OOOOoooohhhh DAAAaaaaRRRROOOoooNNN!!!!! -Stray
  • Are you a vole? -Christina
  • I am a vole. -Me
  • Voles-- they are coming. -Jessica B.
  • Chocolate voles are attacking! -Jessica B. 
  • ...CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!! -Jessica B. and me
  • The Yawfle stares and stares and stares. And stares and stares and stares and stares and stares. -Edward Gorey
  • *points to the angel on the church missal and cracks up* -Ani and me
  • A woman with PMS and ESP is a ***** who knows everything. -Ani
  • The negative IQ guy. -Ani
  • The Gods are biased pigs. -Ani
  • Stupid stinky old man.....*grumbles* -me, about Maurice Dreary, the stupid old man who runs our choir.
  • I wanna rip that sticker off his head and stuff it in his mouth! -me, about Fr. Tom Jones, the evil pastor of my parish. Also called Baldy. 
  • Let's give Baldy hell! -me 
  • Dreary's an ass. -me, talking about Maurice Dreary again
  • Dobby the hair clip -Stray
  • His son is out there giving his life and he's here just stuffing his face while the poor little hobbit sings! -Jessica B. and me
  • Oh and you have all your little friends here too! -Maurice Dreary (eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew)
  • The Ickiness -me
  • The Ickiness 2 -me
  • .......MUSTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -me
  • ***** Carly -Stray
  • Put all the things in your thing! -Jessica B.
  • We're going to Philadelphia! -Jessica B. and Stray
  • Uh oh, someone fell out of the train! -Jessica B. and Stray
  • *in a high, fake voice* I'm hardcore! -me

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