
Laurie's Page

12/15/04 Lollie's Christmas decoration photos are here.
9/30/04....a joke Lollie sent me.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even
though she has had no prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted,
and the horse
immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace but the blonde starts to slip from the saddle. In
terror she grabs for
the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse's neck but she slides
down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along seemingly
impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip,
the
blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to
safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup
and she is now at
the mercy of the horses pounding hooves. Her head is struck against
theground, over and over. As her head is battered against the ground,
she is
moments away from unconsciousness,when to her great fortune..........
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her, and unplugs the horse.
Here's some cool windows desktop background pages
that Lollie sent me.
By the way, I put on the "under construction"
picture...isn't it awesome?
New Picture of Lollie
and her boss diane
Some of Lollie's Pics
Some Family Pics

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