From: donamadi_info@yahoo.gr

Subject: Get Back to me soon

Date: May 10, 2007 1:37:29 PM CDT

To: chewmouse@chewmouse.com



ATTN: SIR/MADAM, I AM SENATOR DON AMADI OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA,I AM THE PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO LATE MRS STELLA OBASANJO FIRST LADY (FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA). IT HAPPENED THAT MY MADAM DIED TWO DAYS AGO AFTER AN OPERATION IN A SPANISH HOSPITAL,THOUGH I DON'T KNOW YOU IN PERSON BUT ITS LIKE THE SPIRIT OF GOD TOUCHED ME TO KNOW YOU,I AND MY MADAM DEPOSITED THE SUM OF $15,000000(FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS)IN A FOREIGN BANK(NAME WITHHELD)WHICH SHE WANTED TO USE FOR THIS ELECTION BUT UNFORTUNATE FOR HER SHE DIED DURING HER OPERATION. THIS IS MY OPPORTUNITY TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY INTO ANOTHER ACCOUNT. PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO KEEP THIS MATTER SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL,PLEASE REMEMBER TO SEND TO ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND FAX NUMBER AND YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS,EVERY LEGAL DOCUMENTS CONCERNING THIS MONEY IS WITH ME,NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THIS PLEASE. PLEASE DO NOT BETRAY ME,I AM GOING TO OFFER YOU %30 OF TOTAL SUM AND %10 FOR THE EXPENSES THAT MAY BE INCURRED ON THE TRANSFER OF THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT,WHILE %60 GOES TO ME. AFTER THIS TRANSACTION I WILL LET YOU KNOW THAT WE STILL HAVE SOME MONEY IN A SECURITY COMPANY IN CANADA. YOU CAN ALSO GET ME THROUGH THIS EMAIL FOR SECURITY REASONS:senatordonamadi@yahoo.gr YOURS, SENATOR DON AMADI.

Regarding the above:

I didn't respond to this but here's someone who does a very funny reading of such spam.

You're a terrible astrologer. You say things like "his name might start with an 'M' or it could be a woman or an object that starts with 'M' or--" and it's simply dizzying. Why do you even bother???

K.C.

I know I'm terrible.

And yet...it would be so wrong not to use my gift, don't you agree?

CM

Astrology is a sin and you're going to hell for it!

Shirley Kane

You're an endless amusement, Kirby. Just endless.

CM

What's your real name and what background do you have to make a website?

J. Dentiner

I have a degree in English literature and have written books and articles. The rest I just picked up from studying the internet. There is a link on Chew Toys 3 with a list of various online helpers to making blogs and websites.

I do not use my real name online, ever.

CM

You really suck at astronomy. I don't know if you're trying to be funny or what, but you have never once been right about me. It's a total waste of time.

P.H.

Okay, P.H., it's not astronomy, which is the study of outer space, but astrology, the prediction of events using the stars. Astronomy is a science. Astrology is a gift.

Maybe I have the gift and maybe I don't, but I sense that I do so I'm keeping the horoscopes going.

If you don't like them, don't read them.

Also? Consider that your parents have lied about your date of birth. Could happen, you know.

Peace....

CM

Just wanted to say I really enjoy your blog.
K.R.

It's not a blog, dammit! It's a website! I don't do blogging here! THIS IS A WEBSITE!!

How old are you?

I'm really curious.

W.Y.

Blonde.

Thanks for writing.

CM

There are things on this website that are so inappropriate for children.

The very title makes it seem like it's child-friendly, but my four-year old saw some things that she is so not ready to see.

You might want to think about that.

Mrs. C. R.

Excuse me, Mrs. C.R., but what the fuck was your four-year old daughter doing on the computer unattended?

This website is for adults and one would think you'd realize that upon seeing the home page.

If not, you pretty much get what you deserve.

CM

You should add a page about health stuff, like how to quit smoking or what the gall bladder does. You'd be good at that.

L.R.J.

WTF?

Can you add things that flash and move to your website?

RM

Yes.
CM

Regarding aviation: deaf people can fly aircraft like anyone else.

A.W.

Thank you.

To clarify, Deaf cannot solo or possess a private pilot's license. Of course they can fly if a hearing person is nearby. And I'd like to fly alone.

Thank you for writing.

CM

I feel that you should have included The Holy Bible on your library page as it is the only way to Salvation and Life Everlasting. I hope you will consider my words.

A.M.

1. A number of my readers are not Christian.

2. I don't consider the Bible "light fun reading."

3. Anyone who is Christian already has a Bible.

4. If reading the Bible cover-to-cover is the only way to Salvation, about four of you are going to be pretty damned lonely up there.

5. Please check Chew Toys 3 and the link about creating your own website, I'm sure you have plenty to say.

CM

If you could not have a Cessna 172SP...or any Cessna, what would you choose?

R. G.

I'd settle for a Learjet in that event.

Is this....an offer? If so, write back fast.

Regards from ChewMouse

You know that smoking will kill you.

T.J.

Life is a terminal condition, sweetheart.

And what makes you think I smoke?

CM