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This is adult humor (although some might take
it seriously) but nothing is worth exposing childen to stuff they aren't ready to see.
And some of this stuff? I'M
not ready to see.
Let's
start with a Chew Mouse Rule. There's fun sex, funny sex, hot sex, boring sex, normal sex and all things in between. But this
is just plain LAZY sex, darn it.
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Yeah. I don't understand this situation either. But no, I don't think it's her real name, unless her parents were utter fools.
WikiAfterDark
I love Wikipedia and use it often, but who knew they have an "After Dark" version? Click on the photo above and see for yourself.
It's pretty darned good and you can write an article for them if you feel moved to do so. They'll pay three US dollars per
article. That isn't worth it to me, but hey.
Oddly fascinating. I never knew this stuff, I'm not sure I believe it. It's fairly clinical but you should
be able to keep up if you're so inclined.
You know, I honestly believed this website was a hysterically funny joke; now that I know it's real, I am horried.
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This is precisely why I am not into domination and submission. I'd give you
the cheese so just give me the damned Velveeta and then we'll have sex. But that's not BDSM because we leave out ropes, chains,
belts, hanging from the ceiling and torture.
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I once met a guy who was into BDSM
and I admit, it's a real curiosity to me. Or it was. But he got to talking about, I believe, "whipping" his partners with
feathers and I said (quite logically, I think), "Why not just use a baseball bat? You can't hurt a kitten with a freaking feather!"
He said "You're sick, man" and it just goes to show you who's sick
and who's not. Because I'm a woman.
Speaking of BDSM, some stuff just isn't safe. I'm certified to teach use of an AED and let me tell you: your heart runs on electricity, you don't want to be messing with that particular current. That's why
a shock from a wall outlet, for example, can be pretty dangerous.
So go figure, they sell stuff like this and I'd not be surprised if someone died from such gadgets.
And here's an idea! If you're REALLY into pain and stuff
like that, why not just get a stun gun or pepper spray or something? You can buy that crap at K-Mart, or just click here.
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I really don't find this site sexual or even remotely enticing, but for the transvestite contingent, I'm including it anyway.
If you want to chat without being traced, mindful that you can leave any time, I recommend this crazy place. I never chat privately here, but I've certainly shaken up the room; once I went in and explained Einstein's Relativity and
since they were mostly men, it went quite well. Everyone passed the test beautifully!
Now listen to me. Seriously.
If you WANT to get into some wild stuff, at least be safe, okay?
If you want to be whipped with feathers (or kittens or whatever), try this.
If you want to meet someone in your area to have sex or just talk a lot about it, try this.
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