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This is the stuff that doesn't really fit with my other Chew Toys.

There are some excellent links here thanks to my readers; I acknowledge when they agree and if you don't see a "thanks" to someone, it is not because I failed to offer. Some people don't like their name all over the internet.

Go figure.

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Some Quick Links

Retro + Music = Excellent Time Killer

The Ultimate For Any Chew Mouse!

Just So Very Funny

Absolutely Hilarious Way To Deal With Those Long Sob-Story Spam Mails We All Get!

Lowell Observatory: Awesome!

Typical Kirby

Why Do I Find This So Freaking Hilarious?

I Knew It!

A Mix Of Touching, Funny And Freaking Horrifying

Just Justification

Absolutely Fascinating

Very Ugly Dog. Kind Of Sad.

Ugly Christmas Lights

From The Phat Phree: Too Funny To Explain

The Ultimate Scrooge

Check Your Hometown's Ranking

Just Click. Trust Me.

It's A Guy Thing

I'd Get This For Kirby Since He's My Desert Wolf...But Read The Reviews Of The Product!

Online Comics

Something Seems "Off" About This One...

Creepy Photograph

Good God, And I Mean That

One more reason I'm glad I'm not in high school today because I simply would not tolerate this crap.

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Hypocritical Mass

Check it out...some other guy is doing Listmania! And he's pretty funny.

We both must've stolen the idea from amazon.com

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There may be some mouse-offensive words, links or ideas on this page!

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TerraServer

With Google Earth available, maybe this isn't that big of a deal anymore. But when Kirby first sent it to me, I definitely felt the hand of Big Brother on my shoulder, his breath on the back of my neck and my house right on the internet.

And I sayeth unto you, in that moment of dark fear I spoke aloud: "Dammit, we need to paint this place."

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Make An Online Neon Sign

I had so much fun with this, I'm glad I found it again!

You can make an icon of a neon sign and it looks so real...use for marking folders or desktop items or telling Aunt Wilma you've hit the Big Time: you own a bar with your own family name on it!

Yeah, fun like this is hard to find.

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Rasterbator

This is another one from Kirby.

I'll be honest: I don't really get it and I honestly do not care.

But you might! So go ahead!

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Liquid Sculptures

I cannot help but wonder what this site would be like if one dropped some high-grade acid first.

Probably pretty kewl.

But don't do that.

But if you do? Write and let me know how it went.

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The Acme Catalog

Maybe it's all those years of watching Wiley Coyote buy inferior products from this joint, but I'd not advise actually pulling out a credit card at this juncture.

But it's really an amazing site.

(And here I thought "The Acme Company" was a joke!)

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Empowering Women!

Somehow? This just doesn't make me feel empowered.

Maybe it's just me, you go right on ahead.

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I Promise It's A Joke

But it's very funny!

Except to Palace Puppy.

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Another One For Boys

See, sometimes it's easy to know if it's for boys.

The two most telling signs in this link are the involvement of 1. vomit and 2. beer.

Not necessarily in that order.

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More For Boys

Yup, it's from Kirby again. And this time it has guns!

Go ahead. You know you want to.

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For The Boys Again....But Also...

Frankly, I know a few women who could use the info provided here.
Note: I am not one of them.

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Paying Homage To:

...Kirby's favorite movie.

Nah, it didn't do much for me.

Then again, I didn't watch it.

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I thought I prefered LiLEK's because it's a bit more....classy.

But the more I read on this site, the more I enjoy it. It's irreverant and crude and sometimes way off the mark, but somehow it captures the spirit of all things retro.

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