chewmouse has cybersex. sort of

KISS2: hi

ChewMouse: Who are you?

KISS2: Robert. I'm in Canada.

ChewMouse: Oh. What do you want?

KISS2: ASL?

ChewMouse: American Sign Language? Well, yeah, I know it. But, you're in Canada? You guys do our Sign?

KISS2: wtf???

ChewMouse: You asked!

KISS2: asked WHAT?

ChewMouse: If I knew ASL!

KISS2: I did not, I asked your stats.

ChewMouse: My what? My state?

KISS2: Your AGE, SEX and LOCATION.

ChewMouse: You could've said that, Robert. Now I'm all pissed off.

KISS2: I'm naked.

ChewMouse: uh huh

KISS2: RU?

ChewMouse: Please, Robert. Spell out your words. This chat talk makes me sick.

KISS2: Are you naked?

ChewMouse: God no. It's twenty degrees here. Speaking of which, what the hell are YOU doing naked in Canada? Where are you?

KISS2: Ontario.

ChewMouse: Well it's cold there, too. Get some clothes on.

KISS2: cyber?

ChewMouse: No, real clothes. Jeans and a sweatshirt and for God's sake put something on your feet.

KISS2: k

ChewMouse: Shouldn't you be in school or something?

KISS2: inservice

ChewMouse: Oh. Fine. Why don't you play some Solitaire? Or better yet: study!

KISS2: lookin for compny

ChewMouse: Do they teach you to spell at school?

KISS2: I'm a senior.

ChewMouse: Do you plan to graduate?

KISS2: yeh

ChewMouse: God have mercy. I had hoped Canada was better than this.

KISS2: o, im good baby, trust me

ChewMouse: Hey, Robert. I'm old enough to be your mother. I might BE your mother. So cut the stupid talk.

KISS2: lol

ChewMouse: I don't understand. "Look"? "Loll"? What are you trying to say to me?

KISS2: I was laughing.

ChewMouse: Okay, I guess you hit some random keys then. What's your name mean? The rock group?

KISS2: Yeh! How'd you know??? way KEWL! You like 'em???

ChewMouse: Jeez, kid, you suddenly wake up? I like them fine. I liked "Beth" but I think Kiss is a little derivative. They have great stage presence, too.

KISS2: i like em

ChewMouse: uh, okay. So do I.

KISS2: DUDE! I saw em live!

ChewMouse: Really? Good for you!

KISS2: they were AWESOME, dude!

ChewMouse: Robert?

KISS2: yeh?

ChewMouse: Don't call me "dude", okay?

KISS2: k

ChewMouse: Go away now, okay?

KISS2: Can I talk to you later?

ChewMouse: What for?

KISS2: just cuz

ChewMouse: Oh all right, fine. If I'm here, you can talk to me. I'm trying to play Solitaire, but that's fine, you already interrupted my game. I'm logging off, YOU go get dressed.

KISS2: k, tnks

ChewMouse: Have a good day, hon.

KISS2: u2

ChewMouse: Sweet Jesus.

Believe it or not, I developed a nice relationship with "Robert." (I changed his name here to protect his privacy.) He did in fact graduate from high school and is in college now; we email often. He has a nice girlfriend that he met in real life, he's doing well.

You just never know, huh?