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George Noory's radio show remains one of the best things on the air. It's possible to tape the show if you're not a midnight-to-five a.m. kind of person and the site also offers a streaming link. According to some, this is a cult-like situation of which I have proudly been a part for seven years. I believe.

Want to chat online with God? Heck, we all pray. But here's your chance, thanks to the Heavenly Internet Cafe, to get answers immediately from The Big Guy Himself. Go ahead! Tell him what's on your mind!

Do you think this is your first time 'round? Enter your date of birth and see who you were before you were you. And remember, we cannot ALL have been kings and queens. Just because I was means nothing; odds are you were one of my many minions. And there is nothing wrong with that. Get your previous life ID here.

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	I'll take drugs instead! What you're about to see (if you wish) bothered me for months and I'm a psych nurse. It STILL bothers me! Lobotomies are illegal now, by the way. But that doesn't stop your spouse from performing a little at-home surgery in the middle of the night, now DOES it? Go ahead here....but this is tough stuff. I'm not kidding.

I wouldn't say this is creepy, actually....well, yeah it is. Because you type in commands and the little dog does the stuff you type. Within reason. And he has a fairly limited vocabulary. He can't "run to the window", for instance. But he can do lots of other stuff. So I find it creepy. Sort of.

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