If you are a moron, and haven't realized that you shouldn't click before you read, and you haven't read all of the first original mothership page click this.

 If you have read all the other stuff, and you would love for my complicated ass web page to be a little simpler, but yet you are oddly intrigued by it's complexity, click here because you are a real trooper.

If you have read that first dumb page, then struggled to make it through that second page, then click me. If you haven't read the other's please do, unless you got something better to do, like clean the toilet or something.

If you painstakingly drudged through The Mothership III. then click somewhere around here to get to the next installment.

 5!

Six is already here. Watch out for iguana turds.