And Now Introducing...

Matt is the other best friend beside dime. Matt is also a fruitty little girlie boy, he knows it. Actually, Matt is the guy who I possibly owe my at least semi-coolness
(sorry if you don't agree, but I think I'm kinda cool). Matt is pretty cool for being a big dork. He wanted me to add his name to the page, so I had to make fun of him somehow. Matt is really a looney, hippie punk trying to scoot on by, he kicks ass. He is my partner in crime in a lot of my adventures.
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