
Enjoy my nutty page to it's fullest extent, be careful though it may hurt.
If you don't enjoy it now, come back later it'll probably be better.
If you do enjoy it now, uh I guess just hang out here all the time then.
When visiting my webpage(s) you may see mushrooms hanging around like this one:
If you see one just click on it to email me. You can try it now if you care too. Or sign my lonely guestbook... you may actually be able to see what you're doing now! Don't forget to return to this site and get your money's worth, well, even though it's free.

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WHOA HORSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I won a mopsicle award!!! Mopsicle? you ask, None of your damn business! I answer... Hahaha
WOW! First opened around August 7, 1997. Regardless of what that shitty counter says, there have been over 20 billion visitors to my site. You are 20,000,000,001! Your prize shall be 4 bucks, redeemable in meatballs at the prize counter. Thanks for playing! How much fun is that?
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I think I've decided to make a real links page. If you want a link to your website off my page, just email me with yours and tell me how you like mine. Thanks!
new links added 6-1-2002!
Don't take this shortcut.
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