Hanukkah Compact Fluorescent Light Campaign

Congregation Bet Haverim

More Light Bulb Jokes

How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
-- Depends on what you want to change it into.

Why do people hit themselves on Yom Kippur?
-- They are all saying, "Oy, it's bad enough that I take the light for granted, but the whole year I never once invested in a CFL."

How many Hebrew tutors does it take to replace an old bulb with a CFL?
-- Only one, but they have to get permission from the committee.

How many Jewish camp counselors does it take to replace an old bulb with a CFL?
-- Two: One to change the bulb, one to lead a song.

How many big donors does it take to replace an old bulb with a CFL?
-- We are NOT replacing that bulb! I donated that light bulb!

How many members of the Edie Cohen Award Committee does it take to replace an old light bulb with a CFL?
-- Two. Bob Schwartz to organize the fabulous Thai dinner, and Paul Glickstein to buy the CFL, get reimbursed by the CBH treasurer, and install the thing.

Invitation
Additional family-friendly jokes are invited. Jokes with Jewish content, originality and reference to compact fluorescent light bulbs (CFLs) are most appreciated. Send jokes to:

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Congregation Bet Haverim
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Decatur, GA 30031-0309
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Last updated November 3, 2003