| here comes the fourth of july. |
you can tell because everything is draped in the flag and
costs money. here are some selections from the 2003 crop of products. |
| there's just nothing more to say about this. |
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| pretty much sums up our foreign policy.. |
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| leaves you speechless, huh? |
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| erase stuff with the flag. does anyone
besides me find this hilarious? |
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| more foreign policy. imagine the fun. |
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| hobble your children with a patriotic potato
sack. |
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american flag hacky sacks -
deeply unclear on the concept.
and finally -
church and state, back together again! |
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| eat, drink, and wipe your bbq-ey hands on the
flag. |
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| crunchy, chewy, and patriotic. |
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| purportedly, actual food. |
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| this one at least has some fresh fruit. |
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american flag petits fours - big in france.
american kisses. |
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| for that patriotic rave you're hosting. |
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