Richard Bach Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah	Perspective - Use It or Lose It. If you turned to this page, you're forgetting that what is going on around you is not reality. Think about that.
Woody Allen Without Feathers	No, Harriet. Empty dreams are north. Reality is west. False hopes are east, and I think Louisiana is south.
Richard Bach Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah	There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands. You seek problems because you need their gifts.
Douglas Adams on Windows 95	The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.
F. P. Jones	Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Richard Bach Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah	Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.
Richard Bach Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah	Your conscience is the measure of the honesty of your selfishness. Listen to it carefully.
Alistair Cooke	A professional is a person who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it.
Michael Jordan	Over and over and over again, I have failed. And that is Why I succeed.
Alfred Hitchcock	It's stupid to plan for the unexpected ... By defintion.
Doyle Ledbetter	My points are best made six months later.
Hanlon's Razor	Never attribute to malice that which is Adequately explained by stupidity.
Anonymous	The early bird gets the worm. But the Second mouse gets the cheese.
Stephen Hawking	It is not yet clear That intelligence has any long term survival value.
Stephen King Foreward to Night Shift	I may be obsessional but I'm not crazy. ... I have a marketable obsession. There are madmen and madwomen in padded cells the world over who are not so lucky.
Richard Bach	If your happiness depends on what somebody else does... you do have a problem.
Whitehead	In many circumstances, the most important thing about a proposition is not that it be true, but that it be interesting.
W. C. Fields	First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.
Ernest Hemmingway	Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Henny Youngman 1907-1998	When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Jimmy Buffet Fruitcakes	But the right word at the right time May get me a little hug. That's the difference between lightning And a harmless lightning bug.
Carl Sagan	But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Anonymous	Never miss a good chance to Shutup!
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