Are You A Bad American?

Am I a bad American? I believe in big trucks, big money, big cars, big boats, big houses, and naturally -- Great Legs.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not the government, who will waste vast quantities through inefficiency and poorly conceived projects. And, yes the government (Federal, State, City, County, School Districts, Municipal Utility Districts, etc.) taxes us too much.

I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.

I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or irritate me.

I know what SEX is, and there are not varying degrees of it.

I don't think owning a gun makes you a killer.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you ought to do it in English.

I think the cops have every right to shoot you if you run from them, after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word freeze or stop in English, see the previous line.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package. That includes beer.

I don't hate the rich.

I don't pity the poor.

We did not go to some foreign country and risk lives in vain to defend our constitution so that decades later you can tell us it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I know global warming is a big lie.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after leaving Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continues to make more. If it bothers you, invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building.

I want to know which church it is exactly where the Rev. Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.

We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.

I know what the definition of lying is.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, or anything else.

If you are breaking the law, you have given up your rights.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent with a backbone enough to stand up to the kid, spank his butt and say "NO".

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them but please don't pretend they are a political statement and don't be surprised if I laugh at you because I think you look ridiculous.

I think Dr. Seuss was a genius, (although I didn't realize it until I had kids).

I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon, or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me that right. I am sick to death of "Political Correctness".

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American.

And when you see a veteran, thank him or her for letting you become and stay a “BAD AMERICAN! “