End of The World!

 

When the end of the world arrives, how will the media report it?

 

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD! (see graph below)

Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS; SOME FEAR INTEREST RATE HIKES

New York Times: WORLD ENDS; THIRD WORLD HIT HARDEST

Washington Post: WORLD ENDS; WHITE HOUSE AND CONGRESS AT ODDS OVER WHO'S TO BLAME AS INDEPENDENT COUNSEL IS APPOINTED

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: 'BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSEN RATINGS SOAR!

Ladies Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES

Inc. Magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.