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Selected Nightmares: The Art of Halloween Movie Marathons

By Chris DeKalb

In the dark of an October night when the vampires, ghosts and werewolves are begging to be released what should one do?
Why, invite your friends over…and then release everything!

One of the nice things about Halloween is that it is the perfect time to throw together a bunch of films and watch them with a group of people, laughing at the jokes and jumping at the scares.  Whether you want to do a classic double-feature or an all-nighter (5 or 6 films) we’re here to help.
 

Making the (Human) Guests Comfy

If you’re hosting the marathon at home be sure to have plenty of space for people to sit back.  Clear off the couch, bring in some chairs and leave plenty of floor space for late-comers to sit down in.   Keep the view of the screen unobstructed, so no chairs in front of the sofa.
If the marathon is at a business or theater you should have plenty of space and possibly even chairs already setup.
Don’t forget to include the snacks.  Popcorn is a must.  Caffinated drinks are also good as they help keep you awake for the late-night stretches.  Thanks to the season candy can be bought in bulk for decent prices. 
With food you can go as far as you want, possibly ordering pizza or baking things for the night of chills.  Be careful with things that stain as people will be sitting in the dark and it will be easy to spill things.
 

Hmmm..Nosferatu or The Stuff?

Once you have everything set your marathon needs one more thing: the films.  There is a massive number of horror films to choose from.  What will keep your viewers screaming but not screaming for the door?
Variety is your friend in this case.  One of the strengths of a mix of movies is that people will be willing to sit through the films they don’t care for because they know something else is coming up.  IE people will suffer through Blacula if they know Urban Legend is next, and vice versa.  Dave Alexander, Managing Editor of Rue Morgue Magazine, says:

“If you're putting together a horror film movie marathon for friends, the most important thing to keep in mind is that there are many different tastes within the genre. The subjective nature of horror means that some people are more into supernatural horror, such as Dracula or The Amityville Horror, than they are, say, human monsters, in films along the lines of Silence of the Lambs or The Hills Have Eyes. Will it be serial killers, space monsters, Japanese ghosts, gore-comedy, classics, cult? Be sure you gauge your audience, and if everyone doesn't all like the same sorts of horror subgenres, be sure to get a little something for everyone.”

Ian M. Judge, the Director of Operations for F.E.I. Theatres (including the Somerville and Capital Theatres), suggests the following:

“There are  some great 70's horror flicks that younger people today might not be into overall, but if you mix one of these older titles with something  guaranteed to draw attention (like an Evil Dead 2 for example) then it makes the event more interesting.  Plus, some of these movies are, um,  repetitive to say the least - 6-12 hours of Jason or Freddy alone would be a lot to take!”

You can also look at which movies tend to be attractive in marathons.  Horror from the Eighties is one as Judge notes:

“In terms of popularity, 80's flicks (horror or otherwise) are one of  the most (and only) popular realms for repertory cinema right now.   For some reason, the generation that is into 80's movies are more  likely to go out of the way to see them, be it on DVD or in a theater,  whereas you could show a great film from the 60's or even the 50's that nobody wants to see, even if it is a great one.”

In choosing the style of the films you may also go with laughs or shocks as Tony Timpone, Editor of Fangoria Magazine, mentions:

“Horror comedies and over-the-top bloodbaths seems to work best for horror movie marathons. Horror comedies are always a good choice, as there is something for everyone. Gorefests allow for lots of audience reactions as well.”

On a final note you should try going with at least some films that few people have seen, older forgotten classics or weird foreign titles.  A little research can turn up some interesting finds as Rue Morgue’s Alexander points out:

“It works particularly well to try some films that no one has seen but you've researched well enough to know they'll fit the mood of the audience. For example, any real horror fan has the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but may not have seen Deranged, the fantastic Canadian movie made the same year, which is also based on cannibalistic murderer Ed Gein.”
 

There Should be an Order to the Madness

You’ve setup the viewing area, invited your friends and have the movies picked out.  But there is one other important thing to consider.  What order do you play them?  (and hitting “random play” on a multi-disc is not the correct answer)

There are four parts to a movie marathon.  The Opener, The Middle, The Stretch and the Kicker.  Below there are do’s and don’ts for each part.   You will also see what the Cambridge Movie News Marathon (if it existed) would look like following these rules.

The Opener
The very first movie you show is special.  Everybody is still awake and in a good mood, they know that they have several films coming up and thus are willing to forgive a lot.  You can put just about anything you want here.  You can start off strong with a classic well-done horror film.  The Somerville Theatre does this each year in their Halloween Double-Feature.  The original Halloween starts the night off.  A strong opening can give some good chills as well as providing a great change of pace when you hit them with sillier stuff later on.
You can also use your gimmicks here.  A few years back the Coolidge Corner Theatre used their opening slot to show 1953’s The House of Wax in 3-D!  When handing out cheesy 3-D glasses you want the audience awake. 
If you have a slower atmospheric film this is about the only time you can show it (see The Stretch later in this article).
The purpose of the Opener is to get your audience in the mood.  Whether it’s enjoying the cheesiness of a silly beginning or chilled by a strong horror flick they should be getting into the marathon feel now.
CMN Choice:  The Spanish version of Dracula (1931).  Shown with subtitles.  Widely considered to be the superior version of the ’31 film plus rare enough to get horror fan’s attention. It is early enough in the evening that the subtitles shouldn’t be a problem.

The Middle
After the Opener your audience is still awake and should be settling in for the marathon.  Now you use that variety we talked about earlier.  Make sure the next film is different enough from the Opener that it grabs people’s attention quickly.  This is also a fine spot for grade B films or peculiar oddities.  Your only obstacle is to make sure you don’t put a movie in the Middle that outshines the Kicker (see below).
CMN Choice: Trilogy of Terror.  Just re-released on DVD everybody should have a killer fetish doll.  Good mixture of action and blood.

The Stretch
After midnight and a few movies in you’ve entered the Stretch.  People are getting tired now, downing caffeine and you may have lost a few people (especially if they had to leave to catch the last subway).  At this point you can still mix things up with your choices but you want to keep things moving.  Timpone points this out:

“Films with a lot of energy and adrenaline help keep the audience going during the long hours of a horror movie orgy. You don't want slow, soft and subtle; you want loud, hard and over the top.”

Films such as Ghost Story or The Changeling, both excellent horror films and true classics, become brutal to sit through at 3am.  If the film depends entirely on atmosphere instead of laughs, blood or boobs…don’t put it in the Stretch.
CMN Choice: Maximum Overdrive.  Completely silly Stephen King vehicle (ahem) about machines killing everybody.  Bloody, silly and loud fun.

The Kicker
And now you have it, your last film of the marathon.  Some people will wake up, others will have managed to stay awake all night.  Make it worth it.  This should be a no-holds barred classic or a recent A-grade film.  Classics like Halloween, Ghostbusters or Texas Chainsaw Massacre are all good choices.    Remember this is the last film they’ll see before heading back out into the light of our normal world.  Hit them with Dawn of the Dead (either version) before they stumble out to see people going about their lives. 
CMN Choice: Black Christmas.  A classic and one a slasher-style film before the Slasher sub-genre defined itself.  Also best to show the original before Hollywood finishes the remake.

Please remember that these are just suggestions.  If you really have your heart set on doing a marathon of Wes Craven movies…with The Thing as the midnight show and the rest being lesser lights go for it.  At the end of the day (or night as the case may be) it's still your marathon.

And there you have it.  One eventful evening of ghosts, slashers and blob monsters.  Just remember to sweep up all the candy corn after people leave.
 

The Macabre Marathon Museum


F.E.I.’s Ian Judge Marathon:
Halloween (which we continue to show every Halloween)
Bubba HoTep (Bruce Campbell as Elvis versus a mummy - need I say more?)
The Shining (some people love it, some hate it, but it still scares me)
Nightmare on Elm Street III: Dream Warriors (the most fun of all the 
Nightmares - and how about that Dokken song?)

Dave Alexander’s “Food for Rot Four-Shot” Marathon:
I'm a big fan of the living dead-style films pioneered by George Romero, but everyone's seen his four Dead films, so I'd do an international quartet of zombie movies inspired by the great director, each of which take a twist on the rotting cannibal theme. First, Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (a.k.a. Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue, 1974, Spain/Italy, Anchor Bay Entertainment), a frightening and atmospheric early entry in the cycle that moves the zombie story to the countryside and blames the outbreak on a radioactive pesticide alternative. Second, Return of the Living Dead (1985, USA, Fox Video), a high-energy spin on the subgenre where the zombies can talk, crave brains specifically and keep moving around even with their heads cut off. Third, Cemetery Man (a.k.a. Dellamorte Dellamore, 1994, Italy, Anchor Bay Entertainment), a surreal black comedy zombie love story starring Rupert Everett, which is beautifully shot and stunningly original. Lastly, Shaun of the Dead (2004, UK, Alliance), which hilariously riffs on Romero's apocalypse story with plenty of clever zombie gags, an impressive amount of gore and characters you can't help but love. 

Fangoria’s Tony Timpone Marathon:
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (either version)
Dead Alive
An American Werewolf in London
Shaun of the Dead

The Cambridge Movie News Marathon (reprise)
Dracula (1931, Spanish version)
Trilogy of Terror
Maximum Overdrive
Black Christmas
 

Brattle Update

Compiled by Chris DeKalb

The Brattle Theater posted the following announcement on their website on August 1st:

“Since The Brattle Film Foundation announced the Preserve the Brattle Legacy Campaign in late 2005 we have raised $279,000. We said in that initial announcement that significant community support was going to be vital to the continuation of the Brattle as a repertory cinema at its current location in Harvard Square. We are happy to report that, due to the success of the campaign so far, it is clear that the community values the Brattle and what it stands for. What we have seen over the past 9 months is extremely encouraging for the future of the Theatre but the Campaign, and the fight, isn't over yet! Our final goal - one that will stabilize the Brattle for years to come - is to raise $500,000 by the end of 2006.”
More information, about both the fundraising and the Brattle in general, can be found at www.brattlefilm.org.

Here are Some of the Upcoming Brattle Benefits:

Riding Shotgun and Buffalo Soldiers
Saturday, August 12 at 7pm 
$5 suggested
Hosted at the the Lily Pad club in Cambridge’s Inman Square B-Line films will be presenting a screening of their film Buffalo Soldiers.  After the screening two sets from the musical group Riding Shotgun will be performed with a special preview of an upcoming B-Line film in between the sets.  Buffalo Soldiers is a documentary about the Jamacian immigrants who work on US tobacco farms.
More information can be found at www.lily-pad.net and www.blinefilms.com.

Brattle Trivia Night II
Sunday, August 20 at 3:00pm

A movie team trivia contest in three-rounds at the All Asia Bar in Cambridge.

For more details check out www.allasiabar.com.

“Save the Brattle” Improv Festival
Sunday, August 27 at 8:00
Tickets $15/$10 students

Taking place at Improv Asylum in Boston six local Improv troupes will take place in the 4-hour comedy event (with an intermission).  Troupes include Midnight Snack, Improv Asylum, Big Deal, ImprovBoston, Bartlett High Presents and Improv Jones.

Reservations for this event can be made by emailing Michael Guerra at brattleimprov@gmail.com

More information can be found at www.improvboston.com.

Save the Brattle!

By Chris DeKalb

As you may have heard the Brattle Theatre is in trouble.  The Brattle has been trying to raise money in several ways for most of this year, but in October they announced that these actions are falling short.  The Brattle Foundation announced that if they do not raise $400,000 by the end of 2005 then the Brattle will close.

The problems facing the Brattle are vast.  The main thing is that, according to ticket sales, the Brattle is loved by many and attended by few.  Think about it.  When was the last time you saw something at the Brattle?  And how full was the audience?  (for this editor? Godzilla Final Wars and the house was maybe 50% full on a Friday night)
This is just adding to the existing problems at the theatre.  The Brattle is a small 1-screen cinema hidden in Harvard Square with an entrance buried under street-level.  Fewer independent businesses are in the neighborhood and the HMV building is still vacant.
The Kendal Theater now shows various documentaries, indies and foreign films for 1-week runs vastly increasing the exposure of films that used to be only at the Brattle.

Given these problems can the Brattle be saved?   Or is it doomed to go the same way as Drive-Ins and most other Cinemas with less than 5 screens?

The Cambridge Movie News believes that the Brattle can and should be saved.  It’s going to take some work but the Brattle has consistantly brought great things for cinema lovers.   Their festivals are top-notch (the BFFF is the best horror and sci-fi festival in Boston),  they have managed to bring in some truly amazing artistic and foreign films (they showed Undead over 2 years ago!). 
The Brattle is a funky treasure and it is within our interests as good movie buffs to try to keep it alive.

So how do we do that? 

There are two things that can be done to save the Brattle:
Long Term:
In the Long Term there are three things that can be done to keep the Brattle alive. 
First, See More Movies.  Remember that the theater is very much a ‘use it or lose it’ thing.  If you don’t go to see it than don’t complain when it leaves.
Second, Hit the Concession Stand.   One of the open secrests about movie theaters is that they get almost all of their proceeds from Concessions.  Selling popcorn and soda (or ice cream and bottled water at the Brattle) is what pays the bills.  Next time you go think about buying the candy at the Concession Stand instead of sneaking it in.
Third, Buy a Membership.  The Brattle offers several very attractive membership options.  You get to see a lot of films and the Brattle gets a nice little income stream outside of the Box Office.

Short Term: 
In the Short Term there are several things that the Brattle is offering:
Buy a Seat: You can have a seat named in your honor for a donation of $175.  (Or if you’re modest buy a seat and name it after your favorite saturday morning cartoon character).
Make a direct donation: On the Brattle website (www.brattlefilm.org) you can make a direct contribution through Paypal.  You can call 617 876-8021 Mon-Fri 10AM-5PM to make a credit card donation.  Or you can mail in the payment to: 
Brattle Film Foundation
Attn: Ivy Moylan
40 Brattle Street
Cambridge, MA 02138
Sure you don’t get a nifty seat or a membership, but it’s very easy and a good option if you’re strapped for cash.
Join the Watch-a-Thon: Just like a walk-a-thon you can sign up (and pay a $50 fee, or $30 for students) and have people pledge money to the cause.  From Nov. 11th to Dec. 4th catch as many films as you can and have people pay pledges for each one you see.  Plus if you raise more than $1000 your registration fee is refunded.

Still trying to decide?  Remember that these are the people who showed the original Godzilla film uncut and subtitled.  They put The Muppet Movie in a Halloween festival.  They actually showed Goodbye Dragon Inn. (err some of you probably shouldn’t consider that one)

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What's Your Favorite Scary Movie?

By Chris DeKalb

Back in 1996 a little horror flick called Scream made the question “What’s your favorite scary movie?” famous.  While it is also a bit of a cliché now, we’ve decided to do some digging and find out just what people think.  The answers turned up a surprising range of answers, from the classics to some relatively recent.  We have Ghosts, Demons, and even an attack by Nature. 
Meanwhile take a look below to see what people are afraid of, and wether your favorite scary movie is shared by anyone else. 

Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds
“I was a little kid and to this day I still can remember the chills I had when I see alot of birds sitting on a telephone line.” 
Michael Sullivan
Mayor of Cambridge

I think I would have to say Carrie is my favorite horror film 
In the end when the end comes up from the grave....i think the first time I saw the film I screamed and jumped about 10 feet in the air...talk about popcorn flying everywhere....actually I think every time I saw the film I screamed and jumped... 
Julie Kramer
DJ, WFNX-FM

Phantasm
I used to watch this film when I was 4 years old. I was so scared to go to bed at night for fear there were the nomes under the bed that would come up and get me. And the Tall Man, he freaked the hell out of me.  That ball in that guys head and all that blood all over the floor was the best.  I am a HUGE horror fan and Halloween is my FAVORITE holiday!   I wish it was Halloween 365 days a year!  You can't get me to leave the television set during the month of October because of all the horror films that are running. 
Stephanie Beaton 
Scream Queen, (www.stephaniebeaton.com)

The Omen
“I ran home after seeing a matinee of the movie. It was bright daylight and I lived in 
one of the smallest cows and corn town in the state, so I doubt I was in any real 
danger.” 
thanks, 
”Shred”
The Middle East Club

The movie that freaks me out the most is: The Stepfather (1987). Not so much a blood and guts film, but a psychological thriller that will stay with you long after the movie is over. The lead character gives the performance of a lifetime. 
Henry Santoro
News Director
WFNX-FM 

The Devil’s Backbone
Guillermo del Toro’s film about a haunted orphanage set against Franco’s Spain is meticulously crafted, philosophical and tragic and rises above mere genre to become something else entirely – a ghostly moving picture poem. 
Rod Gudino
Editor-In-Chief, Rue Morgue Magazine (www.rue-morgue.com)

The Shining
Jack Nicholson gives a chilling performance in this classic horror film. The scene where he is chasing his son Danny through the garden maze outside in the middle of winter is quite intense. 
Laura Yellen
Assistant Director
Massachusetts Film Bureau

The Exorcist
Tom Savini
Actor/FX expert, (www.savini.com)

The Shining
There's nothing better than watching Jack Nicholson do his Johnny Carson impersonation on a snowy winter night!  It has been 25 years since it's release and it still scares me every time! 
Sherri Belski
Booking Agent
FEI Theatres (Managers of the Somerville and Capital Theatres)

I would have to go with 1963's The Haunting (avoid the 1999 remake like the plague.) 
The pervasive sense of dread throughout is hard to shake off, and if you have an anxiety disorder, just skip over the sequence with the bending door and the one with the spiral staircase!  The best kind of terror is created in the mind with a tiny bit of stimulus, and this film is pure stimulus.  Plus the opening has some footage of downtown Boston circa 1963. 
Gary!
Chief Data Entry & Inventory Administrator (and sometimes Chief Engineer)
Hollywood Express Video

Re-Animator (1985) 
Stuart Gordon's beloved gore-a-go-go splatter comedy does to H.P. 
Lovecraft's original short story what Dr. Herbert West (a prissy Jeffrey 
Combs) does to corpses: shoots it up with neon green chemicals until it 
rampages around the room with its intestines bursting out. When the lovely 
Barbara Crampton is assaulted by the severed head of her deceased 
professor, you know you've crossed the line into the land of the very, very 
wrong. Bonus points for the zombie cat. Stick with the great Bride of
Frankenstein (1935) if you're looking for classic horror, but if you want 
everyone at your Halloween party screaming at top volume in grossed-out 
disbelief, this is your bucket of high-camp chum. 
Ty Burr
Movie Critic, Boston Globe 

The Fly
"My kind of story. Part SF, but mainly horror!" 
Brian Lumley
Novelist

The Exorcist
I know, it's kind of cliche... but I didn't muster up the courage to watch the entire movie until I was in my 20s, and even now it still unnerves me. 
Adam Kempenaar
Co-host, Cinecast (www.cinecastshow.com)

The Shining
OK maybe it doesn't make a lick of sense under closer scrutiny, and maybe Nicholson is pretty much off the rails of sanity from the very earliest frames of the film, but DAMN Kubrick just creates such an upsetting mood.  Forget about Bartok, I can hardly listen to certain types of Big Band music without getting the willies thanks to this movie.  Leaves a psychic scar.  And maybe that's the highest praise you can give any horror film. 
Sam Hallgren
Co-host, Cinecast (www.cinecastshow.com)

Nosferatu's not bad but I guess I'll stick with The Uninvited starring Ray Milland and Ruth Hussey. 
Ingrid Pitt
Actress, (www.pittofhorror.com)

My favorite horror movie is Night of the Living Dead. Unlike many modern horror movies, this one takes the scares seriously all the way through. The only brush with humor is right at the very beginning, when a man mocks his sister's fear. After that, it's a descent into dread and terror. Though it's a zombie movie, it's more than just a munchfest. It's a social morality play, and stands up to repeated viewings. 
Other favorites are The Shining, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, the original Carnival of Souls, and Session 9
Scott Nicholson
Thriller Writer, (www.hauntedcomputer.com)

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The Big Screen vs. The Shiny Disc

Editorial by Chris DeKalb

Note: This is the full version of the editorial that appears in Issue #49.  It was edited in the print edition due to space issues 

This year, especially this summer, has seen a lot of press coverage of the slipping Hollywood box office.  4 of the last 5 years has seen a decrease in the amount of money brought in at American movie theaters, cineplexes and multi-plexes.  Hollywood Producers and studios love to talk about how they’re hurting (especially if they’re talking about file-sharing, a favorite scapegoats). 


But the truth is a lot more complicated than just less ticket sales.  As the old Chinese proverb goes, Hollywood is living in interesting times. 

The Box Office Take(s)

Every Sunday evening the news media discusses who won the battle at the box office, listing the top 10 films in the country for the previous 3 days.  They list the movies, how many millions they took in and how long they’ve been around.  Commentators then discuss how strong or weak the movies are doing.   You’ll always hear about the big blockbuster that did well (Star Wars III), the blockbuster that didn’t (The Island), the film that is holding on surprisingly well (Wedding Crashers),  any documentary that made more that $1 million (March of the Penguins) and the critics'  favorites that nobody is going to see (Cinderella Man, Murderball). 


Another thing you’ll notice is the drop in movie attendance from the first weekend.  This averages 50% and can be up to 75% if the movie is not well received.  Very few movies are holding up in weeks, and those tend to be movies doing well on word-of-mouth and who tend towards the mid-range of box office takes (Indies, dramas, documentaries). 
The box office take is the biggest bit of glamour for the movie.  Everyone wants to be #1, even if you’re not.  That’s why you see ads stating “the #1 Action film” or “the #1 Comedy” for films that were actually #2 or #5 in the total accumulation.  Quite simply the opening box office is the prom dance and everyone wants to be King or Queen. 
Now here are a couple dirty little secrets about the Box Office: 
1. The movie cost more than they’re saying 
2.  The studios don’t get all the money 
The first secret is that when the critics and the studios talk about the movie’s budget they’re leaving out something: the marketing costs.  All those TV ads, the magazine ads and the Burger King toys all cost money that is being spent on the film, but because it is spent after the film is completed it’s not recorded in the budget.  There are rumors that for a few films marketing has added 20-50% to the total cost of a film. 
The second secret is that the box office take is split between the Studios and the Movie Theaters (which are separate companies by law).   Each film has a different contract with the cinemas for how the split is done, but it is always slanted towards the studio at first and then decreases each week.  The percentages vary but the big films will see a starting 80%/20% split.  Remember that 50-75% drop-off after opening weekend?  That’s smashing the cinemas and is a large factor in all those ads that are increasingly being used before the movie. 

Dropping Proceeds

Another little dirty secret is that the dropping box office receipts is that it’s not hitting all the studios equally.  The big boys such as Fox and Universal are about equal to last year, it’s the smaller studios that are taking it in the stomach. 


Still, the continuing drop will affect all the studios eventually.  That means less money coming in while their costs stay about the same or increase.  (you can guess what the odds are that movie stars will ask for a decrease in pay). 
Add to this that studios are making a very nice profit in another area: the aftermarket.   The aftermarket for a film includes the Pay-Per-View release, the DVD/VHS release, the Movie Channels (HBO) and Airline releases and finally the sale to one of the TV networks.  The big one of all of these is the DVD release, which are now seeing marketing campaigns of their own. 
So the financial landscape is changing.  Unfortunately the Glitz is not.  Red-carpet premieres are were the studios and their stars get to shine.  The DVD release is heralded by a slot at Tower Records and sale rankings at Amazon. 

Shrinking Windows

Studios are looking at the changing financials and are thinking, what should we do about this?  One thing has been shrinking the time between the premiere of the movie and the release of the DVD.  That way the marketing campaign for the film will still be fresh and will, in theory, boost sales of the DVD as well.  Some studio insiders have gone so far as to say the theatrical film will become a 2-hour trailer for the DVD. 


There is one teeny tiny problem with this.  The movie theaters are having none of it.   They get no money from the aftermarket releases and are already getting pummeled by the speedy decline in weekly ticket sales.  Their fear is that with such a short window customers will sit back and say “I’ll wait for it on disc”.  Anecdotal evidence suggests that this is already happening.  Plus the theaters are doing more than just complaining.  A German movie chain refused to carry the film Herbie: Fully Loaded due to the planned quick release of the film to DVD in that country. 
So what will the future bring?  Hard to say, there’s still an awful lot of money flowing around and nobody honestly expects to see the demise of the Movie Theater.  But you will see more ads, both at the theater and for the DVD releases.  But beyond that is anybody’s guess. 

A Short History of the War of the Worlds

By Chris DeKalb

The Book
The War of the Worlds came to Earth originally as a book by H.G. Wells.  Published in 1898 the book tells the tale of Martians forced to flee Mars and attempt to colonize Earth.  The novel takes place in Victorian England, at the time one of the most powerful human nations.  The Martians wipe out all resistance with minimal losses.  The narrator must cross over a devastated England to try to survive and re-unite with his family.  But the Martians prove to have no resistance to earth germs and soon begin to die.  Earth is saved by its tiniest of inhabitants. 

The Radio Drama
In October of 1938 on of the most famous versions of the War of the World was broadcast.  The radio show Mercury Theater Show, with Orson Welles, adapted the story as one of the radio dramas.  The story was changed in that the aliens now arrived in Grover’s Mill, New Jersey and the time was set to the present.  Welles also shifted the story to a fake news-broadcast format which proved to be very effective.  So effective, in fact, that it caused a small panic among people who caught only part of the broadcast.  (this was despite some serious time jumps in the narrative and three announcements that it was not a real event in the program). 

The 1953 Movie
The first cinematic attempt at War of the Worlds was the George Pal film from 1953.  It move the story to America updated the invasion to the 1950s.  This time a love story is introduced and the Martian war machines hover over the ground instead of walking tripods (this is mostly because the special effects of the time couldn’t do the tripods justice and they didn’t have the money to do the ‘lightning’ legs that they wanted to do).  This is also the first version where the Humans try to nuke the Martians…to no effect.  This version gives the Martian war machines an impenetrable force shield to withstand the human weapons. 
Despite the updating and Hollywood limitations  the movie holds true to several points of the film and is a classic. 

The Musical
In 1978 a record was released with the Martians invading England  again.  It was Jeff Wayne’s The War of the Worlds.  This version was a retelling of the original with the machines invading England back in the late 1800s.  The record was released with a book of artwork as well.  The musical also expanded a bit on the Martian machines (including the flying machines) and the reasons behind the Martian invasion. 
The Musical is being re-released in 2005 and a cgi film version is also in production. 

The TV series
In 1988 the small screen got a little Martian attention.  A syndicated TV show called War of the Worlds: The Series began and lasted for two seasons.  The show was set in the eighties where the 1953 War of the Worlds movie had happened humanity had attempted to completely forget about it (yes it’s weak but they little choice if they wanted today’s society and still have the alien invasion).  The series only lasted two seasons and suffered from a massive thematic change during the season hiatus. 
This version of the story used the alien vehicles from the 1953 movie and added a few twists like the Martians being able to take over human bodies. 

The 2005 Movie
Steven Spielberg decided to update the Martians again for the summer of 2005.  The time is now and the action is set along the northeast United States.  The Martian war machines have legs again but also have the shields from the ’53 version.  Also the Martian’s origins are obscured.  They’re mentioned as aliens but their home planet is never actually revealed. . 

The DTV movie (2005)
A small independent version of War of the Worlds hit DVD (and Scifi Channel) was also produced in 2005.  It was released direct-to-video two weeks before the opening of Spielberg’s version.  Alas critics have not been terribly impressed with the film although it is the only version of the film to incorporate the poison gas that the Martians use in the book. 

Other Movies of Note:
H.G. Wells and the War of the Worlds: A Documentary
A new documentary released by Delta DVD about the history of Wells and his famous book.  The film suffers a bit from a lack of clips from the various movies it talks about, although rumors are that the studios gave this documentary little to no help at all (and thus didn’t hand over any clips). 

The Night that Panicked America
This is a tv-movie talking about the 1938 radio broadcast and includes a few stories (fictionalized) of people panicking.  Although well-liked by critics the film has not been released on DVD or VHS as of this printing. 

Websites: 
If you’d like to know more about the War of the Worlds series you should check out the following sites: 
www.imdb.com (for the movies) 
www.tv.com (for the tv series) 
www.war-of the-worlds.co.uk (a great all-encompassing site) 
www.mercurytheatre.info  (all of the Mercury Theatre broadcasts including the 1938 broadcast) 

Editorial: 2005 Wish-list

By Chris DeKalb, Cambridge Movie News Editor


As the new year starts here are a few things that I would like to see happen in the movie industry, especially the DVD field.  Agree with any of these?  Disagree?  Drop me a line at cdkboston@earthlink.net.  I’d like to hear what ~you~ would love to see in 2005. 

Stop Showing the Whole Movie in the Menus
Animated menus on DVDs can be a lot of fun.  But some companies *cough*Lucasfilms*cough* go overboard and show either a summary of the key scenes or a visual montage of the entire movie while we’re waiting for the ‘Play’ option to show up.  Art is good, spoiling the movie is not. 

Commentaries with Controlled Movie Playing Time
Audio commentaries are one of the more interesting special features on a DVD.  Depending on who they get you can hear behind-the-scenes stories, impressions of what the director was going for and advice on how a scene worked or failed.  But there is one problem with them.  As they are talking the movie continues to play.  And describing how a scene works usually takes longer than the scene takes to play out.  Thus the commentators have to shorten their stories or skip over some entirely because the film has moved on. 
But what if the commentator could slow down, stop or fast forward the film while they’re recording the commentary?  If they want to discuss a scene in detail they can slow it down, if they’re in a straight-forward scene they can fast-forward ahead. 
This would obviously take up more room on the DVD as another version of the film would have to be added, but with the increasing use of multi-DVD sets this would hardly be a problem. 

Reduction of “Security Device Enclosed” Stickers
Depending on who produced the DVD you will have up to three stickers on the DVD case under the plastic wrapping.  Usually on the top there will be a sticker with the name of the movie on it. No problem, it makes it far easier to flip through the display cases.  But generally there will be two other stickers.  One on the side and one on the bottom proclaiming “Security Device Enclosed”.   These stickers are annoying and useless. 
Worse, they have a tendency to pull at the plastic of the case when they are peeled off, sometimes damaging the cover art. 
Producers have claimed that the stickers are there because the stores want them.  As the device is inside the case, instead of on the tag like with other items, the have to put a sticker on.  That’s fine and dandy, but there are two solutions to this.  One, put the sticker on the plastic wrapping outside the case.  You still warn the customer and no damage is done to the case.   Or, use one smaller sticker on the side.  We don’t need the sticker on the bottom.  Less stickers are used and damage is minimized. 

Reasonable Release Dates from Miramax
This could have been a banner year for Asian films.  Five films were set for wide release in the American market, mostly through Miramax films.  But things did not go smoothly, release dates were jumbled, promised wide releases never happened and a few only saw play at festivals before being dumped on DVD.    Shaolin Soccer was briefly brought out after 4 different release dates and Infernal Affairs never got its promised wide release (it also has a strange cover for the American release: a woman with a gun is prominent on the cover even though there are no major female characters). 
But things are improving.  Hero, despite some initial release date probs, was released wide to critical acclaim.  Ju-on: The Grudge received a small but favorable release before the American remake was released.  And finally the House of Flying Daggers is also receiving a wide-release and public attention. 
We are thankful for the improvements, but seeing more films and less release date fiascos would be very nice. 

Comparison DVD Guide 2004

By Chris DeKalb


Holiday Buying Guide 
I selected four films to search for in each of the stores, both online and physical.  I wanted four categories:  a New Release, a General Catalog title, a Foreign Film and a Classic. 
For the New Release I chose Spiderman 2.  It came out in late November to great reviews and massive sales.  I expected every store to have this. 
For the General Catalog film I chose The Hunt for Red October.  It’s been out for awhile, but the star power and general quality of the film led me to believe everyone would have it.  And since it was out for awhile I expected the price to be fairly low. 
For Foreign Film I chose Ringu, a Japanese horror film that The Ring was based on.  It had fairly wide distribution for a foreign film, so I had moderate expectations that it would be around but might be pricey. 
For a classic I went with Hitchcock’s North by Northwest.  It is a classic film but there has not been any buzz about it lately and no special reason for it to be stocked.  I expected it to be at maybe half of the places I went too. 
 

Online

I chose four websites to check: 


Amazon (www.amazon.com ), the big boy of dvd sales on the Internet.  It generally has good prices and reliability.  I expected Amazon to have all of the films and be quite competitive on price.  Amazon is known to modify its prices, however, based on customer habits so you may find a different price than what I found. 
Overstock.com (www.overstock.com).  The website tends to be great with prices but spotty on availability and shipping times can be erratic.  I expected Overstock to have the best prices but worst availability. 
DVD Empire (www.dvdempire.com), which represents the movie-specific sites.  It has a clean search engine and should have all the films.  It was the dark horse in prices as other sites tend to discount more. 
And last I chose Movies Unlimited (www.moviesunlimited.com ).  It specializes in collectables and OOP movies so I wasn’t sure how it would do on selection or pricing. 
The results were: 

 

Spiderman 2

Hunt for Red October

Ringu

North by Northwest

Amazon

$17.97

$11.24

$15.99

$14.98

Overstock

$16.97

$9.64

$13.98

$11.99

DVD Empire

$22.77

$11.38

$15.79

$15.78

Movies Unlimited

$22.99*

$10.99

$16.99

$16.99

*Listed as Spider-man 2
Prices do not include shipping costs.

As you can see every site had every title, which was pretty much expected.  Finding the movies was easy for most of the sites, with Amazon and DVD Empire having the cleanest search displays.  Overstock had the worst with multiple categories showing up despite my putting ‘dvd’ in the search box.  Movies Unlimited had one snafu, with the search “Spiderman 2” generating no results.  A little hunting found that the film was listed as “Spider-man 2”. 
Movies Unlimited was the best for providing alternate versions of the same film, including an impressive Special Gift Set release of North by Northwest (for $67.99). 
For pricing Overstock managed to beat everybody on every film, but do keep in mind shipping times can be a little goofy.  After that it was mostly Amazon’s show, except for Hunt for Red October which Movies Unlimited managed to sneak in by 25 cents. 
 

Local Stores

For the local stores I chose four Cambridge Retailers: 


Best Buy at the Cambridge Galleria to represent the big boys.  I expected great prices and most of the titles here. 
Suncoast Movies at the Cambridge Galleria to represent the pure movie stores,  I expected all the movies here but they might not be able to match the discounter’s prices. 
Tower Records at Harvard Square.  They have greatly improved their dvd selection so this record store turned media store should have had all the titles. 
And finally I chose Newbury Comics at Harvard Square’s The Garage. 

And the results were: 

 

Spiderman 2

Hunt for Red October

Ringu

North by Northwest

Best Buy

$19.99

$10.99

$16.99

Out of Stock

Suncoast Movies

$19.99

$14.99

Out of Stock

Out of Stock

Tower Records

$19.99

Out of Stock

$19.99

$9.99

Newbury Comics

$19.99

Out of Stock

Out of Stock

$18.99

Prices do not include sales tax.

The local stores did fairly well, although each had at least one title unavailable.  And since they have limited shelf-space that’s not surprising.   Tower came out with the biggest price surprise with North by Northwest on Sale for ten bucks.  It also had the easiest format to browse for specific titles as they do straight alphabetical stocking with very few separate genres.  Newbury had the most eclectic selection but had the tiniest aisles. 

So all told the best of the best were: 
Spiderman 2: $16.97 (Overstock) 
Hunt for Red October: $9.64 (Overstock) 
Ringu: $13.98 (Overstock) 
North by Northwest: $9.99 (Tower Records) 
Usability (website): DVDempire.com 
Usability (store):  Tower Records 
Prices (in general, website): Overstock 
Prices (in general, store): Best Buy 
 

That Film Happened to a Friend of My Friend…

By Chris DeKalb


 

Urban Legend: (Noun) A story widely distributed through social circles as truth.  Often of morbid or scandalous nature. 

Curses, psycho killers hunting ‘lover’s lane’, ghosts in mirrors.  All of these are tales that have spread through American, and sometimes global, society for years.  The stories may or may not have any truth to them, but they are usually described as “it happened to a friend of a friend of mine, honest!”  It is of no surprise then that sometimes these stories get pulled into films.  For what better place to put a scary story than on the silver screen? 

The stories range from the scary to the humorous, but for this article we will be discussing the horror tall-tales that have morphed into films.  Specifically these are films that have Urban Legends as their basis or story, not films that just talk about them. 

We will make one slight exeption for our first film: Urban Legend.  As the film is based directly on our topic, it seems fitting to include it.  Urban Legend is a slasher film from 1998, describing a killer who uses a popular urban legend as the method for each murder.  Along the way several popular stories are described in depth. 
Some of the stories are: 
Pop Rocks:  Drinking Pop Rocks and Soda at the same time causes your stomach to explode 
Aren’t You Glad You Didn’t Turn On The Light: A roommate comes home and hears her roommate but doesn’t turn on the light, so as to avoid disturbing her.  In the morning she finds her roommate brutally killed and the words “Aren’t you glad you didn’t turn on the light?” written in blood on the wall. 
The Kidney Transplant: A man is lured to a woman’s hotel room and falls asleep after a drink is offered to him.  He wakes up in a bath of icewater with a note saying to call 911 if he wants to live.  It turns out as he was unconscious the woman removed his kidney to sell it on the black market. 
The Midnight Scream: At midnight  at a certain time all the freshmen of a certain college scream at once as a prank and to let loose stress.  Unfortunately as they scream a murder (or rape in some stories) takes place.  But since everyone was play-screaming nobody heard the real one. 
The Dead Boyfriend: A teenage couple are making out in a car.  The girl hears noises outside and gets scared, but the boyfriend decides to go outside to check it out.  The girl is left alone, but starts to hear scratching sounds from the roof.  Scared, she stays there all night.  The police come in the morning and tell her it’s safe to come out of the car, but she is not to look back.  She walks a little ways but decides to look back despite the warning.  She sees the body of her murdered boyfriend strung up over the car, his fingernails scraping the roof as his body swings in the wind. 
Several other stories are told in this film, but I will describe these in some of the following movie tales. 

Candyman (1992)
Back in the 1800s a young white woman falls in love with a young black man.  They become lovers, but the affair is found out.  The black man is brutally tortured and killed by a mob.  But things do not end there.  In modern times there is a story that if you say call the name “Candyman” 5 times in the mirror than a black man with a hook for a hand will appear and kill you.  A young woman, who looks miracously like the young woman in the past, decides to research this myth and finds herself in the attention of the ghost. 
The plot for this one is based directly off the myth Bloody Mary.  The story goes that if you chant “Bloody Mary” (in some stories the name is different) five times than a ghostly woman will show up in the mirror, usually with horrible results.  Interestingly enough movies based on the Bloody Mary story have been said to be in development for the last couple of decades, but other than Candyman none have made it to screen.
Other legends that are mentioned in this film include: 
Bathroom Mutilation: A young boy is caught by a gang in a public bathroom.   Either as an act of innitation or just malice they mutilate the boy (usually castration). 
Razor Candy:  That crazy people put razor blades in candy and give them to kids. 

Alligator (1980)
A kid buys a baby alligator at a fair, but as the animal grows and becomes difficult to control (and feed) the child decide to get rid of it buy flushing it down the toilet.  But it doesn’t die, as it feeds on rats and refuse it grows up in the sewers.   It usually becomes blind and albino, but it is still there and a threat to sewage workers. 
Or at least that’s the tale of the Sewer Alligator.  In this film, and the sequal,  the Alligator mutates from eating biological waste (bodies of test animals) and becomes large and very aggressive. 
For fun with this legend take a peek at www.sewergator.com

When a Stranger Calls (1979)
A babysitter is alone in the first level of a large house.  The two children she’s supposed to be watching have been put to sleep in their beds upstairs.  The phone rings and a creepy voice begins threatening her and the children.  The phone calls continue until finally the frightened sitter calls the police and asks them to trace the call.  After the next call the police call back and tell her to leave the house immediately.  Why?  Because the calls are coming from the upstairs extension.  This is the story of the Killer and the Babysitter. 
This story is old and has several variations (usually involving the discovery of the children dead) but the idea of the killer in your house is the basis for this film. 
This legend is also, apparently, the basis for the opening scene of Scream and is mentioned in Urban Legend

Nightmares (1983)
A woman stops at a gas station and to fill up.  But the attendant is acting very strange and keeps trying to get her out of the car.  Very reluctantly the woman agrees but soon finds the attendant frantically calling 911 when they get in the store.  The attendant turns to the woman and says “I saw a man hiding in the backseat of your car with an axe”. 
The Murderer in the Backseat legend is one of the four short stories that appear in this low-budget movie anthology.  This tale also appears in Urban Legend

Campfire Tales (1997)
This horror anthology contains a couple of horrific tales. 
The Hook:  A teenage couple are making out in a car when they hear over the radio that a killer with a hook instead of a hand has escaped from the local insane asylum.  Spooked the girl insists that he driver her home (thus ending the making-out).  The annoyed boyfriend slams on the gas and peels out of the lane to take her home.  When they get to her place he moves around to open her door only to discover a hook with a bloody end hanging from her car door.  The Hook is also one of the inspirations for the movie I Know What You Did Last Summer and is repeated in Urban Legend
Humans can lick too:  A young woman hears a noise in the middle of the night.  She reaches down off the bed to pet her protective dog.  She feels the dog lick her hand and, re-assured, rolls over and goes back to sleep.  In the morning she wakes up and finds her dog brutally killed and in the mirror is written “Humans can lick too”. 

For further reading on urban legends you may want to check out the following books: 
The Vanishing Hitchhiker by Jan Harold Brunvand, W. W. Nortan & Company, 1989 
The Encyclopedia of Urban Legends by Jan Harold Brunvand, W. W. Nortan & Company, 2002 

And the websites: 
www.snopes.com
urbanlegends.about.com
www.urbanlegends.com

And remember, when you hear a noise in the middle of the night it’s probably not a horroble murderer writing taunting phrases or polishing his hook.  Probably… 
 

Boston Film Festival 2004

By Chris DeKalb


The biggest film festival in Boston, the BFF (Boston Film Festival) is returning for it’s 20th year.  The festival will be playing from September 10th through the 19th at the Boston Common and Copley Theatres (both part of the Loews chain).  Festival organizers are expecting around 20,000 people to attend. 
This time around there are over 50 feature films and 25 short films playing.  Film prices are $10 per film and a discount book will be available with 10 passes for $85.  Please note that short films are shown in groups of  4 or 5 for the price of  1 ticket. 

The BFF has shown a wide selection of films ranging from the artsy Hollywood films (Hearts of Atlantis, Requiem for a Dream), independent films (Auto Focus, Secretary), Foreign flicks (Brotherhood of the Wolf, No Man’s Land) and Documentaries (Fog of War).  Several films selected for the film have gone on to become critic’s favorites and/or Oscar nominees, especially in the Documentary category. 

This year selections include: 
The Woodsman with Kevin Bacon, Guerilla: The Taking of Patty Hearst, Bright Young Things, the 2004 Sundance Documentary Audience Award winner Born into Brothels, The Thailand film Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior, French/Swiss film Les Choristes, Incident at Loch Ness and LA Film Festival winner Unknown Solder
Other films and the individual screening dates will be announced soon. 

Also at this year’s festival Annette Bening will be presented with the annual Film Excellence Award.  The award will be presented on September 13th just before the screening of Being Julia, which Bening stars in. 

For more information about the Festival please go to www.bostonfilmfestival.org

Interview  with Urban Chillers.com

By Chris DeKalb

As your going along the web there are plenty of websites that show independent films.  But if you’re looking for something to scare you, one of the best is Urban Chillers.com (www.urbanchillers.com). There you can see quite a few horror films as well as assorted creepy stories, pictures and other website staples like forums and chat.  Urbanchillers Films (the guys behind UrbanChillers.com and other projects) is a company with offices in both America and the United Kingdom. 

David Court, Head of Development for Urbanchillers Films was nice enough to grant us an interview.  (Bold text indicates CMN questions) 

When and why was Urbanchillers.com created?
Both Urbanchillers Films and Urbanchillers.com were created at the same time in 1999 by myself, Nick Stillwell, Ean Thorley and David  Reilly. Basically we were frustrated that despite horror being one of the most popular genres of all time there was no real outlet for it. We wanted to create a place where people could read about horror, see new short horror movies as well as read and watch trailers about up coming feature films. We want to be like Hammer House Of Horror was like in the glory days of the 70's - Minus the camp theatrics! 

How many hits a month does it receive?
The site gets up to 2 million hits a day and 50,000 movie downloads. We partner up with Apple for film making opportunities and promotions 

About how many films does it host?
It has at any one time around 150 movies on the site - If you click on the "Watch" section of the site you will find them in all in handily named sections - I.e. "3 Minute Chillers" - It kind of does what it says on the tin! 

You've done a few contests for independent films, how were the results? 
They went amazingly well. We have done most of our film competitions tying in with Apple and so each film maker can virtually guarantee global exposure for their short. Apple have donated some wonderful prizes and we have often found ourselves as the main promotion on their QuickTime player. 

When will you do another contest?
We definitely will but probably after the site has had a face lift. We are planning a major new look for it next year. However we are always accepting content for the site and have recently put together a 13 x 30 minute program entitled "The Fear Zone" that will be on TV around the world next year. The series will feature some of the best films from the site as well as celebrity interviews from the horror masters -people like Robert Englund and Wes Craven so what I am cheaply trying to plug is: get filming now and not only could you stand a chance to get on the site but also on TV - Not bad! 

Speaking of filming, do you have any advice for people who want to submit to UrbanChillers?
Yes, four things: 
1. STORY - Remember that people aren't just going to watch you experiment effects with your cameras - Get creative but remember to attach some sort of story in there! 
2. LESS IS MORE - In every way! Keep your film short and sweet (under 5 mins. unless you absolutely have no other choice) and lay off the sauce.  Surprisingly enough most horror fans don't love the gore and would prefer to watch a chiller rather than a slasher. Remember its often what you don't see that scares the most - it feeds the audiences imagination and lets the boogie man/demon out of their own heads. A movie like Jeepers Creepers was terrifying until you saw "The Creeper" after that it lost its appeal. 
3. WHAT SCARES YOU - will probably scare others so put your own fear and passion in there and you will have a hit 
4. JUST DO IT - Too many people will give you every reason why NOT to film something - but just get off your arse and do it! Borrow your mates or your parents video camera and get creative. There is all the help you need on making and submitting your movie in the "submit" section of the home page on our site. Plus if you need any more help then you can email me direct at david@urbanchillers.com

One of the creepier spots on the site is the CCTV files (security camera footage). Is this real footage?
Well it took long enough for our lawyers to pass it so I think so! 

Can you tell us the story behind them?
It was submitted too us a couple of years ago but sadly I am not allowed to reveal the source. There were no background stories with them - only dates on when the footage was filmed. We are trying to get some more as we speak. 

Also, where did you get that opening sound clip from (the 911 call)?
The 911 call actually links to one of the movies on the site and was created specifically for it. To find where it links to you need to go to the movie "The Apartment" in the "Urban Myth Chillers" film stream. At the end of the movie the distraught girl picks up the phone and dials for the police - We created the call around the girls cries for help and what the operator would have said in that circumstance. The 911 call plays on the home page before you actually enter the site but there is also another 911 call that links to one of the other urban Myth Chiller films and you will find it in the news pages of The Dorm. 

Judging from the response you've seen to the films, what scares people the most?
I think it tends to be either Urban Myth Chillers or the CCTV Files. It is the sense of urban unease that lives in us all. The fact that even though we live in the city we don't know who is moving around us - It could be a friendly face but it it is just as likely to be a psychopathic killer - The killer hiding in the back seat of your car! 

What scares you the most?
I am a complete baby when it comes to horror films! - I love to be scared but I will be the one in the cinema covering his ears and eyes and crouching below the seat!. I also live in the middle of nowhere and so when things inexplicably happen I tend t get a little nervous - you know - When all the lights go out and you walk downstairs in the middle of the night and the front door is open - You know you are ok and the fuse has just gone but for some stupid reason you hear your heart beating in your head and all your hackles go up! 

What lies in the future for UrbanChillers?
We are bloody manic at the moment! We are developing 2 series with Sony Television at the moment - One drama and one light entertainment. On top of that we are putting together The Fear Zone series as we speak and also planning to shoot our first full length feature film this February which is going to be a modern adaptation of "Jekyll And Hyde" - For the MTV generation! 
As an extra - Keep your eye on the site as we have got another 25 Urban Myth Chillers premiering soon. We have just finished filming the series with Universal Television Networks and GTV and it will be shown around the world on TV this fall starring Omar Sharif . 

Thanks for Answering our questions.
Many thanks for your time and if anyone has any further questions on submitting a story or movie then please email me at david@urbanchillers.com
 

Haunted Theaters

By themselves Movie Theaters can be very creepy places.  They’re usually large, full of rooms, back tunnels and dark storage rooms.  The older ones have plenty of history and creak and groan as old buildings do.  And walking through them late at night when you’re all alone can be genuinely creepy. 


Now that you’re thinking about how normal theaters can give you the willies, here’s a few stories about the haunted ones! 
Please note both theater and personal names have been left out to leave some denial room for those involved. 

Haunted Eyes
Location: Very close to you dear reader.
Story source: a friend.
A small Boston area theater is allegedly haunted.  Small things have been reported from time to time, including seats that suddenly go down as if someone was sitting in them, even when no-one was there.  Other times they will go up and down repeatedly, again with nobody nearby. 
But one theater in particular seems to hold at least one ghost, and possibly two.  The first was a simple customer report.  She saw a man walk out from behind the movie screen.  This wasn’t unusual, there was a visible crawl space there.  But then the man turned to the right and walked through a closed fire exit door as if it wasn’t there. 
Another time a member of the staff was doing the closing check in the theater when she suddenly felt a chill and thought someone was staring at her.  She looked behind her to see two red glowing eyes at the very back of the theater, behind all the seats.  Being somewhat sensible she immediately left the theater as fast as she could.  Later on other staff went into there to check it out.  But no evidence was found and she never saw them again. 
The odd part is that when she asked about that particular theater an older projectionist said something did happen once in that theater in that location. 
But what happened? 
The projectionist would never tell her because, he said, if he did she would never go back in that theater again. 

The Disappearing Woman
Location: California
Source:  http://www.hotlyps.com/movie.txt
A theater on the West Coast that happens to sit right next to a graveyard.  Besides having staff mention, repeatedly, a mysterious cold spot in the cleaning room and hearing people that aren’t there in the projection booth at least one ghost was actually seen. 
An assistant manager walked into one of the theaters to check it before closing when she saw a woman standing near the front of it.  The woman was seemingly talking, but no sound came out.  Her clothes and hair were also drifting like she was in a breeze despite being in a closed theater with no wind at all. 
When the woman noticed the manager, she looked surprised and then vanished.  The manager fled the theater, followed by one of her staff.  The staff member had seen the woman disappear as well. 

Footsteps
Location: Vermont
Source: Usenet (alt.folklore.ghost-stories)
Up north there is a theater with some very active ghosts.  Everyone that works there has heard the footsteps that go up and down the stairs.  Heavy and loud, each step can be heard and yet when you look nobody is there. 
The ghost has been blamed for locking doors, moving equipment and suddenly turning on music and light systems. 
All that can be said is that none of the staff will stay there alone.  And neither will anyone brought in from outside, not even renovators. 

Goodbye
Location: Rochester Hills, Michigan
Source: http://www.realhaunts.com/states/michigan
After a construction worker died while building this theater, strange things happened during the build and also after the theater opened.  Strange things included toilets flushing themselves, seats rocking on their own and lights turning on and off by themselves.  Eventually the theater closed down, but afterwards four employees went back to the theater to say goodbye to the ghost (whom they’d nicknamed “Johnny”).  After they said their goodbyes the lights in their auditorium mysteriously turned on by themselves. 
Perhaps in this case the ghost would miss them too. 

Horrific Screening
Location: Colorado
Source: Drew Dahmer 
(http://community-2.webtv.net/waking-dreamer/LegacyOfTheBlair)
The horror of Theater #4 brought to you in her own words: 
“Let me set the stage. It is a small Colorado town, founded probably by miners in the late 17 or 1800's. The Theater is relatively new. Probably not more than a decade old or so. HOWEVER, the land about a half mile away from it, which is now an intersection, used to be Indian Burial Grounds, and the land on which it is sitting was not used for MANY years. Why? Well, I think I've found the answer to that. 
Employees from Managers, District and Regional Managers, Supervisors, and even just Clerks like I was once will tell you stories as soon as you start working there. "Don't stay there alone at night!" "I wouldn't close up there!" "Have you met the ghosts yet?" All these phrases and many more are shrugged off. Hey, the new kid on the block always gets razzed right? Wrong. They are telling the truth. 
My first experience was about the second or third time I saw the film "Event Horizon" My friend Alex and I had decided to do a midnight showing of it to see if we could scare ourselves silly. I was sitting in the well-lit theater, waiting for Alex to cut the lights and come down to watch it with me. I was reading a book while I still had some light. Just then, the lights DID cut off, and I put my book away and looked up to the projection booth to see if Alex was starting the movie. 
I saw what looked like his silhouette, looking down at me. Only it looked...different. It had red eyes, and it's teeth, smiling, were visible even in the darkness! I got up and started to leave, but when I got to the theater doors, they were locked!!!! I don't know about your theater, but ours don't have locks on the swinging doors into the theater! I tried to turn on the cleaning lights, (Which are operated by a manual switch behind curtains.) and those wouldn't come on either. 
By now I was getting quite worried. Then a LOUD blast came from the speakers, so I turned around and saw the scene where Dr. Weir is holding Capt. Miller's head and yelling "DO YOU SEE?" Then, as abruptly as it had started, the film stopped, the lights turned back on, and everything was normal! 
I ran to the doors again, and found them easily opened! I took off toward the front entrance to the theater, only to find Alex walking up to them to unlock them. Needless to say, I threw open the door and yelled at him for a few minutes, still thinking it had all been some elaborate prank, then he told me something that I Still remember to this day. 
"Drew, I just went to the store to get some smokes! I wasn't even here! And I know you're making it up, because that just isn't possible. The house lights only go off and on with a cue on the film itself, and the film has to start at the beginning and run through to the end! You can't just stop start and rewind it like a video. Quit messing with my head!" 

So until next time, enjoy your show in the dark quiet theater.  And remember the shadow moving beside you is probably just an Usher.  Probably. 

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