COMM BOYS ... PROFILES
Name: Pooh Bear
Turn-Ons: Students
Turn-Offs: Ah heck... I Love Everything :)
Top 30 personal quotes from Pooh Bear (and other Rednecks):
- 30.Oh I just couldn't; Hell, she's only sixteen.
- 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
- 28. Duct tape won't fix that.
- 27. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
- 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
- 25. We don't keep firearms in this house.
- 24. Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
- 23. You can't feed that to the dog.
- 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
- 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
- 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
- 19. Trim the fat off that steak.
- 18. Cappuccino tastes better than expresso.
- 17. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
- 16. I thought Graceland was tacky.
- 15. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
- 14. Honey, we don't need another dog.
- 13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
- 12. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
- 11. Wrestling's fake.
- 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
- 9. The tires on that truck are too big.
- 8. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts, and would you please bring my
- salad dressing on the side.
- 7. What nice body this Merlot has.
- 6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
- 5. I don't have a favorite college team.
- 4. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
- 3. You All.
- 2. Checkmate.
- 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving tonight.