Wanna send stuff to the Word Weenie's site?

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If your submission is the product of your own twisted little brain, please say so. If it isn't, please tell us where it came from. Pseudonyms are OK, for yourself or whomever you're crediting. If you're sending a funny headline or other newspaper blooper, please tell us the name of the paper, the date it appeared and the URL for the paper's online site if applicable.

If you want us to link to your Website or your e-mail address, please say so. Otherwise we won't.

The Word Weenie reserves the right to edit all submissions for spelling, grammar and taste.

Please, no filthy jokes. Off-color PG-13 is OK; explicit/vulgar is not!

Please don't send stuff that's been all over the Net 850 gazillion times. Yeah, yeah, I know there's a little of that on my site, but that was just for starters. Once we get more original stuff, we'll replace it.

OK, got that? Click here to submit your wacky wordplay!