So in a ring game recently I was sitting next to a newly licensed lawyer and asian cutie.  To the extent that I saw how she plaed, see seemed like a decent tight aggressive player whose cards were holding.  She was up about a thousand. 

 

She kept playing into hands with a loose play who she totally owned.  He couldnt catch a break no matter how hard he tried. He would have the nuts on the flop and the hand went her way with a slim draw out by the river.  When she had the best of it and his draws didnt come.  She felted him 3 of the 5 times I was there to see.

 

The last time he hit the bankroll and she was counting her chips she goes "When you mess with the cow you get the..."

 

When I blurted out "Horns" when realized she said cow?!?

 

 "Milk?...Udders?" and the table bust out laughing.