This post screams 420 more than any post I have ever read.

All thats missing is...."dude that is soooo smart.....lets go to dairyqueen"

I commented

How about a bobblehead BO-dog (cost a buck) for $100 that comes with $90 complementary deposit on your favorite poker site.  I imagine Taco Bell still has some of them little Bobble Head Chihuahuas that we could get on the cheap........

Yeah.....Dairy Queen......mmmmmmmmmm, Cool

punter 64 chimed in

Nothing. Nothing to stop him doing that at all.

I do hope that frightening scenario didn't keep you up all night worrying though?

toddm speaks highly of family by saying

what stops "this guy" from doing that is that my brother lives in Seattle not Mexico. 

Allyourchips correctly observed

Probably the part of brain that controls logic...ironically, it's the same part that the OP is missing.

scha commented

I dont know, but this guy clearly needs to be stopped. We cant have HU tournaments in Mexico, thats just insane. 

DexterCain cluelessly remarked

nothing is stopping you from doing this, It just won't work, or make any sense 

Juice232 noted

You can only hope to contain him, imo.  And you'd have to go to Mexico, it just ain't worth it.  HU for registrations!

sicktight311 queried

Will this site offer frequent reverse superuser player points?

OGpokerman suggested

Cemented imo rofl hahahahaha so a one table HU tournament huh? why not a 4 table HU cash game?

I think of john candy in Armed and Dangerous where he says..."Duh ya i tink so, er huurr hurr hurr"

Pockettrees inquired

Do the brothers have to play? or can anyone sign up?

skisteve further queried

is there any kind of "Friends and Family" bonus and/or loyalty program? 

bad beat jackpot ftw. 

scha shared

I played my brother in a bunch of heads up sngs, and lost 11 times in a row.

gg furniture. 

jda88888 observed

give the man credit where credit is due>>>. obv thinking on a superior level

congrats

kowboy6868 noted

how can anyone read this and not try to offer some sort of solution to this pressing issue? i mean the mexican authoritys might be ok with multi-accounting. it will be absolute anarchy!

then again later

can you imagine if poncho villa had this at his disposal! gg texas

joeykuksMSU added

obv. illegal thats ghosting. read the other threads.

but if you invited rob and big to sing dirty girl in spanish you get AA every time

lameass lived up to his name with

there can only be one highlander.

calibre908 lost it then shared

this post is so crazy i actually went to badheadsupplayer.com

yjbrewer on the same wavelength as calibre980 goes

For some reason I dont know why but this post makes me wanna sing Love Me Sexy and do a nude photo shoot like jackie Moon

Dissident spun it

Birth Control could have stopped him from having a brother thus eliminating this problem to begin with. 

MejahandOmaha foretold

Ultimate Bet would immed sue for superuser copyright infringement, bankrupting said brothers start-up company and sending him into the hills to grow coca as the only means left of feeding his family

AnthonyT celebrated with

lol I dont think I could have found a funnier post in my life, whos brother in mexico....???WTF LMAO!

.....This thread is definately plus EV.

Pocketsims hits one with

Antonio Banderas is deffinatly the brother and his site is soooo rigged 

Counman follows curtass with

BILLY MADISON!!!!!!!!! WP to get that into the worst post in P5 history. I award you 1000000 points and may whatever god you believe in bless your soul

aj law editorializes

Some of Adam Sandler's best work.

"Want to touch the heiney."

wny2nyc47 pondered

I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

kowboy8686 ardors

i have shipped this man 10 dollars! along with my heart felt THANK YOU SIR! you are an invaluable asset to p5s and im looking forward to one day getting to shake your hand! i really hope you will do your own blog!

forever grateful i remain

kowboy

Britton24 gets serious with

I am going to take a stab and try to interpret here.  I do speak spanish so that might help.

So basically he wants to set up a sight where people would send money to this player - badheadsupplayer (Mexico), and then he would dump the HU SNG to you for the amount you sent, presumably to increase your stats? 

 The answer is simple.  It is Obv the juice (rake).

norcaljeff lost expands

wait, I'm unclear on the first part...

Cybersleuth further elaborates

I don't think that's what he's talking about Britton.  Otherwise, why would you need a brother in Mexico, or for that matter a brother at all?  I think he needs the brother in Mexico to keep shipping the stuff he's smoking.

foutight hedges with

Clear as day :

This is a way for allowing US players to deposit. OBVVVVVV

You 'purchase' a membership to this company (legal in the states) . That company registers you in a HU tourney. You win this tourney for the amount that the membership cost you and VOILA, you have funds on a poker site.

i think 

garyak1 adds

This company should have all the qualifications to be governed by the Kahnawake Gaming Commission IMO

I try to finish with

God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump.

I wasnt going to reply as to what tried to say. This post was better when no one understood.

Carsondave goes on

SOME ONE PLEASE GET THIS MAN AN AGENT AND A 3RD GRADE TEACHER CAN'T LET THIS GENIUS MIND GO TO WASTE....

There was more but after this its lost its charm....