In this great time of need, who else but Humphrey Morris of the Mountains would put his highly respected
mountaineering reputation on the line to go in search of the truth? That was a rhetorical question. You don't really have
to answer that. Anyway.
Humphrey Morris and his trained team of rocks are embarking on a mission. A mission that will scan the globe
over looking for something that is truly positive, meaning an object without anything wrong with it; no negatives.
This is without a doubt the biggest waste of taxpayers money in the history of the United States. Yet it
will go on! For Humphrey Morris of the Mountains, it must go on! Should Morris fail, Sears is having a job fair next Tuesday.
Hopefully though, that won't come into play.
For Humphrey Morris of the Mountains is a fighter! A winner! Someone to root for! Though he is not a licensed
hero, he is however an all around good guy and therefore, deserving of your support in what is arguably the most historic
trek ever pulled off by a man with two R's in his last name!
Tune in each week to check on Humphrey's progress! Be part of the adventure! Send Humphrey Morris some money!
Go for the gold! Don't talk with your mouth full! Quit smoking if you are pregnant! And join in the fun with Humphrey Morris
Of The Mountains!!!
