The Cult Of Bing Bang Official Homepage |
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"Think fast---you're next!"---BB |
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| Yes, the cult of Bing Bang. No one has ever been killed in its name, unlike some other organizations I could name. Many have been confused, I'll allow, but no one has died yet. Did I say 'yet'? Yes, I did. Forty years from now when I clutch my chest in a bootless attempt to keep my rupturing heart in one piece many will say, "If not for that weird secret cult, he'd have lived another two months. Thank God for Bing Bang, making all our lives easier." Until that day, however, I figure I'll keep you all abreast on my life this way rather than those mass e-mails. Updates will happen when I have time. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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