As a child growing up in the aftermath, the oceans south of The Dregs became my playgrounds. It was here that I began to fight and steal for my survival. It was in these waters that I began to understand my destiny. I was destined to revive the old ways of the sea faring Pirates. I have chosen the ways of high piracy, and in these ways I will be buried. Women, stiff drink, and cash are what motivate me. The notion of honor and fairness are represented by the feeble and weak. In these notions I see an opportunity, a weakness, that can be exploited.

My name is VanDen, I was born the only son of a one legged, knife toting, rum drinking sailor. Now at first glance you wouldn't think these to be good qualities for a mother, but my mom was a Pirate. She taught me the old ways of Piracy. I never met my father, according to mom he was a great Pirate warrior who had his way with her and then sailed off towards the dregs. Mom claims to have been so touched by there one night rum induced romp behind the tavern, that she hacked off her own leg and told dad to keep it for good luck. All I need to know in life I learned from my Pirate parent's. Rum is good, fighting is fun, money is necessary, clan comes first, take what you want. Lastly, I would just like to say that if anyone sees a goat flying around Terra with a woman's leg draped over the main cannon, PLEASE tell me……. that's my Dad!!!!!

I am VanXR, sometimes I am very confused, like when it comes to talking about my family. My dad is also my uncle because he married his sister who is my mom and also my aunt. I think because of this simple inbreeding I have grown up with some problems. I am what people call "simple", I have trouble talking sometimes. Also my eyes are very close together giving me trouble with depth perception. Maybe because of my "simple" way of thinking I have become a fierce Pirate, I am afraid of nothing. I love my fellow clansmen, they are like brothers to me…… uhh fathers……uhh uncles…. Uhh cousins… Uhhh I'm getting confused again! Dam I hate when that happens! So anyway, you don't have to like me or understand me, just fear me!! For I am VanXR simpleton of the Pirate Clan.

I am VanFuFu, a fierce Pirate warrior. I have worn this name like a curse all my Pirate life. My parents wanted better for me, A life of Piracy was not in their plans. They wished fer me to be a famous ballet dancer in a place called France, hence the name VanFuFu. They were hoping that by branding me with the name VanFuFu I would not run the seas raping and pillaging with me fellow clannies. This did not work, the constant teasing and provoking has made me a bitter killer, even mention dance slippers and I will carve yer eye out and spit in the hole! Fer I am VanFuFu, failed dancer of the Pirate Clan… AArrrrrrgh, no pink jokes either ya jolly bastards!!!!